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Only a Virgin can tame Darth Gator!

Spiderman

Veteran Member
It is true, the folklore that only a virgin can tame a unicorn....therefore, it can only be equally true, that only a virgin can tame Darth Gator and save humanity.
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Leviathan, has been seen as a crocodile type monster, usually a sea serpent that is ridiculously long as a train track across multiple states if it materialized, Enoch says Leviathan was a female reptile, a virgin , like the dinosaurs of Jurassic park, she was immaculately conceived, gave birth like the virgin Mary, while still a freshmen in high school , (and had a boyfriend named Joseph, the name of the brother and Father of JFK...) ironically the all male priesthood prior to Christianity, got it's name from the female serpent of the dead Kennedy waters (levitical priesthood...levin means to join together, the meaning of Rebecca, Jacob's mother, who outsmarted his Father Isaac and taught him to defeat God with the help of female reptiles, and Scorpios) although originally the tribe of Israel believed to predate Abraham, was the tribe of Dan (Scorpio), who Jacob called the serpent who strikes the horse at the heel.

When she (Leviathan) has work on land, that requires legs, and the appearance of being more lady like....So, Leviathan is said to also said to be a gator, and her male incarnation was Dan, which is the serpent tribe with Scorpio Zodiac , which has the serpent assigned to it even they were to just wave their banner as his Zodiac and not by Jake saying "Dan is a serpent", in scripture... when training him "OH DAN"! (Odin).


Or when he's too much for her, moving to quickly into battle, in need of her judgement, hear "WOE DAN"! (Woden).

The national anthem in Ireland, which claims the dead Kennedy's to be from , was "O Danny boy".




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Regarding the beast of the Apocalypse. remember, "Beauty and the beast, the woman rides the beast....bonnie n clyde"


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Notice the author of that book: "Gabriel", the name of the Angel that approached the Virgin Mary. Where the "Hail Mary" prayer comes from. Joseph was the husband of Mary, Joseph was the Father of JFK, Joseph was also the older brother of JFK, whose mother "Rose" is where Rosary comes from, flower that Mary comes from (Rose of Sharon. Sharon Tate was killed by the manson family, the Kennedy's came to escape the tater famine, and JFK returns as a Dictater....

Cola, because the Pepsi symbol contains "Pep" for radical energy, and SI, for "Yes", (in Italian, all over the Fascist headquarters that created the Vatican, the symbol for JFK's order "Knights of Columbus" is the Fasces, the symbol being also meaning of the name of Jacob's mother)


....she never told the illegal alien to wait until she turns 18....and it was the Apostle John to take Mary to his home. Then John Kennedy wrote the book of revelation while exhiled to the Island of Pat (Ireland before Saint Patrick was called Patmos). Jackie Kennedy was told to marry the guy that owned Scorpio Island (Aristotle Onassis) So that her ititials would go from JK (just kidding) to JO, "Smokin Jo, Saint Joseph", the name of his Dad....

...and Nafisa Joseph, Chief Joseph. ;)

Cola means "Nicholas", saint Nicholas was Santa Claus, and Pepsi is the yin and yang of south Korea, where the republican red army of Kim Jong Ill (one of the dead Kennedys), and the blue army of Sleepy Joseph's Democrats are both properly fed. So that JFK, although being a Democrat liberal, defended what conservative republicans cherish, both claim him as their own, because like a chameleon , he knew which color to change into, to attract a mate, and sleep with donkeys and elephants (Behemoth)

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To the moderators, I originally planned on this thread being about gators and sea serpents, and keeping it to an image of darth gator and a girl who tames alligators ...like none of my threads does it finish as planned. If it is better for conspiracies or humor, or somewhere over the rainbow, maybe move it. Peace. :)
 
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