Why are the hot women mostly Republican?

[T-Dawg]

Seriously, it's a trend I've been noticing. Heck, I decided to googe "democrat women" and "republican women," and the first thing I noticed is what other people had been looking up - upon typing "republican w" the first option was "hot republican women."

They even have a freakin' chart for it among the first results:

And this...

What's even more disturbing is that they aren't even proportional to the amount of women voters. My Government textbook specifically mentioned that more women vote democrat than Republican.

 

[Buttercup]

What I find disturbing is that Ann Coulter is on someone's hot list. Scary, dude.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

For one thing, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin are NOT hot.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

What I find disturbing is that Ann Coulter is on someone's hot list. Scary, dude.

Yep, me too. Even in a joke.

She stays thin by eating her own bile.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

This is a sad, sad display.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I don't think that he knows about Obama Girl.

 

[Wannabe Yogi]

Seriously, it's a trend I've been noticing. Heck, I decided to googe "democrat women" and "republican women," and the first thing I noticed is what other people had been looking up - upon typing "republican w" the first option was "hot republican women."

Young Padwan you seem to be attracted to the dark side.

 

[Storm]

Cherry-picking will do that.

 

[Buttercup]

She stays thin by eating her own bile.

Did you just make that up, Daddy? Cuz, it's stealable! :yes:

 

[Wannabe Yogi]

Cherry-picking will do that.

Nice double entendre.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Did you just make that up, Daddy? Cuz, it's stealable! :yes:

No I ripped it off SNL news.

 

[Troublemane]

A couple of reasons I see, right away...conservatives are breeding like rabbits (be fruitful and multiply, yo!), while liberals are either enjoying an 'alternative lifestyle' or having abortions on demand, LoL! (j/k....sort of) :trampo:

 

[Wannabe Yogi]

Yep, me too. Even in a joke.

She stays thin by eating her own bile.

lol so she does recycle

 

[T-Dawg]

This question was also posed on Yahoo, apparently, and I'm VERY disturbed by the responses...
Why are Republican women in the USA so much hotter than Democrat women? - Yahoo! Answers

because republicans are smarter. haha =]

Got a 4/5 from asker with this response:

I'm sure this has something to do with it. Thanks!

And this lovely bit...

Because the democrat ones are all holding hands, prancing through a field of flowers while Barack Osama, oh excuse me, Obama chants to them "Change, change, change!" and then they drive their prius home to their solar powered house where they eat soy products and vegetables. In the morning they put on their shirt made from corn husks and grab their purse made from recycled paper. They go to anti gun rallies and promote the gay/lesbian/bi community.

The republican woman will be hanging out at a bar or doing something fun. She will drive her Jeep Wrangler, truck, SUV, or sports car to her city electricity powered house where she will eat real meat and vegetables. In the morning she will put on her 100% cotton shirt and grab their real leather purse and go to work to earn a living.

The republican woman is way hotter than the eco freak democrat. I'm sorry, but it's true.

And it got a thumbs up and the second least amount of thumbs down shown on the page.
What the hell? Is Yahoo a branch of Fox News or something?

 

[Levite]

Um...oh my God.

Leaving aside, for the moment, that Ann Coulter looks like a zombie in drag, and sounds like a co-ed channelling Jospeh Goebbels....

Liberal chicks include:

Drew Barrymore
Reese Witherspoon
Jessica Alba
Rosario Dawson
Halle Berry
Portia di Rossi
Tina Fey
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Salma Hayek
Ashley Judd
Christina Ricci
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Aniston
Gillian Anderson
Naomi Watts
Amber Tamblyn
Mary Louise Parker
Janel Moloney
Scarlett Johansson
Laura Dern
Jennifer Hudson
Natalie Portman
Janet Jackson
Gwyneth Paltrow
Uma Thurman
Lynda Carter
Demi Moore
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jessica Capshaw
Julianne Moore
Christina Hendricks
Heather Graham
Lauren Graham
Christie Brinkley
Alexis Bledel
Alyson Hannigan
Joss Stone
Julia Stiles
Fergie
Thora Birch
Gwen Stefani
Gina Gershon
Jennifer Tilly
Jennifer Garner
Sarah Silverman
Tyra Banks
Annabeth Gish
Lindsay Lohan
Alicia Silverstone
Elizabeth Banks
America Ferrera
Amy Smart
Lucy Liu
Eva Longoria
Alicia Keys
Tatiana Ali
Eliza Dushku
The Dixie Chicks
Zooey Deschanel
Anne Hathaway
Rachel Bilson
Alyssa Milano
Rose McGowan
Jessica Biel
Cameron Diaz
Melissa Joan Hart
Kate Hudson
Nicole Kidman
Jennifer Lopez
Jenny McCarthy
Madonna
Sheryl Crow
Kirsten Dunst

And that's just who me and my friend could come up with off the top of our heads....

 

[dust1n]

Basically, the fact that FOX news has a tendency to hire specifically 'attractive' women with no brains only for the sake of increasing viewership, does not mean that 'attractive' women are more numerous in the Republican party than the Democratic party. However, solely speculation, it is possible many attractive women lean towards conservatism because it plays it out in their favor in an abstract way. The notion that the way things are currently benefit them, simply because they are beautiful, or whatever, and would like to keep it that way, because they no longer have to develop in sort of character to be respected.

 

[Smoke]

It's so cute that you think Laura Bush and Peggy Noonan are hot.

the first thing I noticed is what other people had been looking up - upon typing "republican w" the first option was "hot republican women."

I don't know what search engine you use, but when you type "republican w" into Google, the first option is "republican whip."

I'm not willing to stoop quite to the level of the person who made that graphic, but I am willing to take a step in that direction:

 

[xkatz]

In the words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

[dust1n]

It's so cute that you think Laura Bush and Peggy Noonan are hot.

Sometimes.. standards get lowered. Despair idolizes the unworthy. He is young, to be fair.

 

[Smoke]

Oh hell, T-Dawg, while I'm at it, let me help you out with those Democratic women from the OP.

It might be helpful to remember that only Susan Estrich, at 58, is under sixty, and only Estrich, Clinton, and Streisand are under seventy. Helen Thomas will be ninety in August.

By contrast, only Laura Bush among the Republicans in the OP is over sixty.