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painted wolf

painted wolf

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  • Sunstone
    Christmas at my brothers was wonderful, PW! The tree looked great and I could see everyone was smiling and laughing. Every time my nephews opened a present, they held it up for me to see. The only thing that could have gone better is if my brother had unlocked the door and let me in the house.
    painted wolf
    you betcha... yer also gonna want to bring a six pack don'cha know.
    I've always preferred the "inappropriate jokes for appropriate situations" book myself.
    Sunstone
    My brother's invited me to Christmas with his family this year, and I'm really worried I won't be able to keep up my end of the conversation. Do you think I should bring my copy of "101 Fart Jokes for All Occasions"?
    Sunstone
    If I put a bag of microwave popcorn in my hard drive, do you think it will be popped by the time it gets to you?
    Sunstone
    Have you noticed lots of people have car problems these days? For instance, my car keeps clipping pedestrians.
    Sunstone
    I walked into a bar last night and saw a friend I hadn't seen in eight years. She was tremendously excited to see me. She didn't stop throwing things until I was back out the door.
    Sunstone
    The next door neighbor's dog kept barking at me every time he saw me. So, I figured We should get to know each other better. I went to the store, bought a lovely steak, brought it home and cooked and seasoned it for the doggie. Sometime after eating it, though, he became alarmingly ill and died. I guess he was allergic to the spices. Do you think it could have been the arsenic?
    Sunstone
    I've decided to get in touch with my inner fundie and need your help to accomplish it. Please bash a brick against my head twenty or so times. It's cheaper and faster than a lobotomy.
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