Have you had all your shots?
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Given humans, cat people, dogs, birda, rabbits and other creatures such as non-Americans, many many shots are needed.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Yeah. Before this escape from Eden I was still wearing a pair of pants missing the button and even before that went missing the zipper needed super glued shut.
But out in Nod where I get to do my own thing the drunks leaving bars and hungry for Jack in the Box (they tip the best) have been dressing me, lol.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It did kick me into seeing I need to get the easy business going and focus on it. It's not the fun stuff, but it's easier to get to going than the fun stuff. And once it gets going and I leave Eden for good then I'll get back to the fun stuff.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
The anthem of my growing tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall as big as a wall, wall, wall, wall, wall, wall.
The first mile stone is enough stories high to set my own day to day schedule.
The first mile stone is enough stories high to set my own day to day schedule.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
A recent thread reminded me why I don't often get along with other metal heads. They are moved by music, they don't really feel it, they are toxic douches with a nasty chip on their shoulders and always with something to prove it and listening to the genre because he thinks it helps prove that.
And, by the way, lots of guys making that music are vegetarian. And lots of women make and enjoy that music.
Please vacate the fandom so the real fans can enjoy each other's company without worrying about their field of land mines.
And, by the way, lots of guys making that music are vegetarian. And lots of women make and enjoy that music.
Please vacate the fandom so the real fans can enjoy each other's company without worrying about their field of land mines.
Secret Chief
Veteran Member
You calling me a toxic douche?
Settle this before I wake up tomorrow.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You have a habit of spoiling a summers eve?
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Secret Chief
Veteran Member
Not as I'm aware.
What a racket!
People, this guy is talking about sharing the ‘best idea’ for making a measly one million dollars. That amount of money could disappear relatively quickly, especially in this current economy. Moreover, he’s asking you for $100 in order to share his idea. How many of you can afford to give him $100? Exactly! Not many of you would even want to anyway.
I have a better offer!
I will share with you the simplest method to make 500 million dollars!
Yes, you read that correctly: 500 million dollars.
The method is so simple that you will ask, ‘How come I never thought of that?!’
To answer that question, ‘You never thought of the simplest method because your mind is not up here but down here and kind of over there.’
Now, back to the 500 million dollars!
If you sincerely wish to know the simplest method to make 500 million dollars, I will definitely share it with you and everyone here on RF. However, there is something that I need you to think about…
If you spent 10 years of your life aiming toward a lofty goal and experiencing failure many times until at last you reached that goal by an ingenious method, would you freely share your method with others? Of course you wouldn’t. Why would you anyway? Your ingenious method is highly valuable, financially speaking. Like any other great person, you would take advantage of its high value.
By fully understanding what I have said just above, you will completely understand that I cannot just freely share the simplest method to make $500,000,000.
Unlike @Wirey though, I will not ask any of you for $100. In fact, I won’t even ask you for $1.00!
Originally, I would have asked everyone to send me a measly $0.25 in order for me to share the method with everyone. Fortunately, I understand that some people might not appreciate the knowledge on which they spent 25 cents. For that reason, I have decided to reduce the cost to $0.05 and keep it at that perpetually.
So, here’s my offer…
I will share with everyone here on RF the simplest method—really, the stupidly simplest method—to make 500 million dollars for only $0.05. As soon as 1e10 people each send me five cents, the method will be shared with everyone here. You can make this happen by getting everyone you know and shiploads of perfect strangers to send me five cents. What are you waiting for? The simplest method for making 500 million dollars is just waiting to be revealed!
Wirey
Fartist
As your agent, I get half!
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Har.
Sure thing! By far, you have been a wonderfully great agent! I am so happy and thankful to know you as my agent. In fact, if it weren’t for you as my agent, I wouldn’t have gotten anywhere at all! So, I’ll definitely give you half of the profit.
Wait a minute… I don’t have an agent!
Come to think of it, I’ve never even had one before!
Come to think of it, I’ve never even had one before!
20,000 to one Quatloo?