All of this is useless because the OP never defined what he means by "emotions". How do you know what emotions are? How can you tell what emotion someone else is experiencing? Can you see these emotions in other people and yourself?
Well, it's not Friday yet.
Does anyone here have any questions about Discordianism, btw? I'm not the end-all-be-all expert on it (most of the so-called experts are dead now) but I know enough to take inquiries from the peanut gallery.