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  1. John53

    Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

    Your flashing eyes are a beacon light That guides the jet plane in the night I just wanna be with you Pick me up when I'm down Feel so good when you're around I just wanna be with you I just wanna be with you It's not blue the way it's been It's not night or in between It's not...
  2. John53

    No association game

    Lemons
  3. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    We have a show here called R.B.T. where a camera crew follows cops around doing random breath tests for drugs and alcohol. On one episode the cops stopped a bloke and his first words were "you can't breath test me" and the cop said "why?" and he said "because I've had about a million beers".
  4. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Light weight
  5. John53

    A Bug for Dan

    The paparazzi
  6. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Thumb tacks?
  7. John53

    Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

    What of the darling wife that once I had? Well I'm pleased to say that she still talks to me But I try not to think of what went wrong (What went wrong?) 'Cause if I state that I was right She might say that she was right And the only rights I care about are visiting rights, yeah On...
  8. John53

    A Bug for Dan

    And a St Andrews Cross Spider in the backyard.
  9. John53

    A Bug for Dan

    Paper wasps I had to evict from the letterbox this morning.
  10. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Don't bother googling "can't think of anything for dinner... you get a million pasta dishes.
  11. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Can't think of anything for dinner
  12. John53

    Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

    Mr. Blue Sky Please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong? Mr. Blue Sky Please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong?
  13. John53

    Things I Do Not Understand

    I don't understand why I'm old and worn out
  14. John53

    Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

    She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything was as fresh As the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry Whoa, oh-oh Sweet child o'...
  15. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    He likes his desserts
  16. John53

    Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

    Wild thing Wild thing Wild thing You make my heart sing You make everything groovy Wild thing Wild thing, I think I love you But I wanna know for sure So come on, hold me tight I love you
  17. John53

    Things I Do Not Understand

  18. John53

    Speak Only in Random Song Lyrics

    I've always been in trouble With the boy inside the man Yes, he loves to have a good time He's so good at being bad Oh yeah, I wouldn't fight it I wouldn't fight it even if I knew how Oh no, you couldn't stop us We're making all the noise Boys will be boys Boys will be boys You...
  19. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Sissy
  20. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

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