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  1. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Ummm, no.
  2. John53

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    I wear my sunglasses at night
  3. John53

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Cleaning lady day. I think I've finally convinced Karen that she doesn't need to vacuum before the cleaner comes to vacuum.
  4. John53

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    Spend half my life in airports doing crosswords and attempting to sleep And when the bar is open then you'll often find me warming a seat (Now you're flying) I never find a place where I can stay (Really flying) I'd rather be a thousand miles away Thousand miles away Working for yourself...
  5. John53

    Hobbies

    Interesting post. I think we have all been criticised for our interests as children and even as adults. Perhaps some of us can cope with criticism better than others? My main hobby is bird watching, it's not considered very manly and I've copped my fair share of criticism but I don't really care...
  6. John53

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    That's sad news :(
  7. John53

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    Good morning
  8. John53

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    @Wirey down! Medic!!!
  9. John53

    What's For Dinner?

    Salmon, chips and salad for Karen. Marlin, chips, corn on the cob and asparagus for me. I don't know why she always wants boring, bland farmed salmon when the fish monger has a variety of fish they caught last night :shrug:
  10. John53

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    Only the lonely Only the lonely Only the lonely Know the way I feel tonight Only the lonely Know this feeling ain't right There goes my baby There goes my heart They're gone forever So far apart
  11. John53

    No association game

    If you leave me can I come too?
  12. John53

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    Taking her seat at the bar She don't talk to anyone Plane leaving soon for afar Where she don't know anyone She thinks of her precious times There's no-one she leaves behind Who could change her mind Is this the way it's gonna be forever? Is this the way it's gonna be forever...
  13. John53

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    Break my body with the back of your hand Doesn't make sense from where I stand Baby, baby, oh, why you wanna mess it up? Sooner or later I'll find my place Find my body, better fix my face Please don't ask me How I've been getting off Ha, no, please don't ask me How I've been...
  14. John53

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    I am through with hanging 'round all the boys in town Now I want a man around, get me out of here I am just red brassiere to all the boys in town Put this bus in top gear, get me out of here I must have been desperate I must have been pretty low I must have been desperate I must...
  15. John53

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    It's twelve o'clock, and it's a wonderful day I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway Won't you come with me to a place in a little town? The only way to get there's to go straight down There's no bathroom, and there is no sink The water out of the tap is very hard to drink Very hard to drink...
  16. John53

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    Apparently you care
  17. John53

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    Bought me a box of French cigars Bought me a black beret Get my French from the girl next door Teaching me night and day Got me thinking 'bout the south of France Vis-à-vis de vous Pack my suitcase, take the chance Got nothing to lose Gimme the sound of a rolling dice Gimme a...
  18. John53

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    Goodnight rodent
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