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    Does evolution have a purpose?

    If you want to let "biblical scholars" do your thinking for you go ahead, but remember a fool with a Theology College diploma is still just a fool..;) Jesus said:- "I thank you Father for hiding these things from the wise and learned, and for revealing them to little children" (Matt 11:25-27)
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    Does evolution have a purpose?

    Nah mate, I never saw Elvis but am quite prepared to believe he existed because there were so many eyewitnesses who saw him..:) Same with Jesus, he was almost as big as Elvis and seen by thousands of eyewitnesses too, right Elv?
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    Does evolution have a purpose?

    Who do you think wrote the gospels and preached the Sermon on the Mount, Mary Poppins?..:) Oh wait, this startling new footage has just emerged...
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    Jewish Interpretations of Genesis

    1: Yes- “There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.” (Genesis 6:4) And the word "giant" probably referred not to...
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    Does evolution have a purpose?

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    Tell me a joke

    A 1950's kid's toy, what could possibly go wrong?
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    Does evolution have a purpose?

    Gospel-writers Matt Mark Luke and John had a ringside seat and when they wrote them nobody, NOT A SINGLE PERSON ever dare come forward to say "Baloney, it never happened", because they knew they'd just be making fools of themselves..:)
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    Atheists have faith.

    It won't wash at the pearlies mate because when the bouncer asks them "Are you Christians?" and they say "No", he'll tell them "Well you ain't coming in here then, oppit" It'd be like a Barry Manilow fan trying to get into an Elvis convention- BOUNCER- "Are you an Elvis fan?" BM fan- "No but I...
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    Tell me a joke

    A man bought himself a metal detector. He'd dug down 50 feet before he realised his boots had got steel toecaps
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    Atheists have faith.

    Ah, but to reject Jesus is not a "good deed"..;)
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    Do the gospels report that Jesus liked his food and wine with nasty people, sometimes to excess?

    Saul was a bounty hunter on the payroll of the snooty priests, with the job of rounding up Christians for punishment, but he was knocked off his feet on the Damascus road by an instantaneous download of the holy spirit which taught him all about Jesus in an instant. So he changed his name to...
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    Atheists have faith.

    WHOA, Jesus is not a religion, he's JESUS, and he's looking for pals, here he chats to the woman at the well in John ch 4 to give her some comfort because she's had 5 husbands and a boyfriend-
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    Atheists have faith.

    Funny you should say that mate, because as a kid I overheard my dad saying to my mam about me - "He's nutty! No don't laugh, I really do mean it, he wastes all his pocket money on silly plastic model aeroplanes then hangs 'em on string from his bedroom ceiling in full view of the street, I dread...
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    Atheists have faith.

    There's photo evidence too, here Jesus rescues a naughty girl from the mob..:)- "On yer bikes you numpties, she's with me! Hold your head up baby" "Thanks JC, shall we go for a pizza?"
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    Do the gospels report that Jesus liked his food and wine with nasty people, sometimes to excess?

    You haven't been paying attention to your sunday school teacher mate. John was one of the disciples, and Paul spoke to the risen Jesus on the Damascus road, so their street cred is off the scale. And the early churches were for ALL Jesus's followers whether jewish or not..:)
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    Atheists have faith.

    Sure, your mates in the Feminist DIR subforum might think you're funny, here are a couple of pics that might make them giggle..:)- 1- A woman in California goes into a church and pushes Jesus over- 2- A Russian bird in Kiev chainsaws him down- Wonder which of these bits they don't...
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    Do the gospels report that Jesus liked his food and wine with nasty people, sometimes to excess?

    Better check out your bible again mate, JC came for EVERYBODY..:)- Jesus said-"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" (John 3:16) Paul said -"For this is what the Lord has commanded us: 'I have made you...
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    Atheists have faith.

    But atheists ARE grumpy. if they started telling a few jokes I'll retract that statement..:)
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    Atheists have faith.

    Congrats mate, I thought you nonchristians and atheists hadn't got a sense of humour..:) Sure there are many rooms in heaven but they're all reserved for Christians- "My Father’s house has many rooms..I am going there to prepare a place for you..and I will come back and take you to be with me...
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    Atheists have faith.

    Well according to your profile you hang in the Feminist DIR sub-forum..;)
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