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  1. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    My phone number unlisted is. But to miss My terrible torment you must not! Every 4 years, your peace & equanimity disturbed must be! One of My Earthly pleasures it is.
  2. Old Scratch

    Mystic's 40th birthday!!!

    What a coincidence this is! Or is it? A birthday we share! Many 40th birthdays I've had. A good year it is! Some celebratory sulfur for you I offer....
  3. Old Scratch

    Hello!

    Welcome! May your spawn numerous & belligerent be!
  4. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    Born just a moment ago I was, but older than dirt I am.
  5. Old Scratch

    I am... not a creep anymore?!

    Good! Discuss payment later we will.
  6. Old Scratch

    According to republicans, playing a video game renders one unfit for office.

    "Tormenting Pathetic Humans" the only worldly game I play is!
  7. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    Thank you for the cake. But not well in the heat Here did it fare. May your spawn numerous & belligerent be!
  8. Old Scratch

    Quantum physics can account for miracles

    Pathetic mortals! Better it is your world as what it is to observe & cope, rather than as what you wish it to be imagine it. Given big rational brains you've been. Use them!
  9. Old Scratch

    Establishing the Creator (Atheist runs away when Muslim asks probing questions)

    To blame I am not! Some things just are...no meaning have they. Just how the universe works it is.
  10. Old Scratch

    Al Gore blames Obama's Performance on Altitude

    Yes! And their successor minions the same strategy continue! Oh, glorious doom....reinvigorated thou shalt be, when My dutiful minion harder for the next debate study shall. And this time, lay off the Despondex I ordered!
  11. Old Scratch

    Unemployment drops to 7.8%

    Of course! Long ago the bizarre & evil method of calculating the unemployment rate I designed! Your real circumstances to understate important are, lest you corrective measures take.
  12. Old Scratch

    Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

    Draka's menu like that looks!
  13. Old Scratch

    New Member (Bradley)

    Greetings, pathetic human! May your spawn numerous & belligerent be!
  14. Old Scratch

    Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

    Idav has on his back a "666" trampstamp tattooed.
  15. Old Scratch

    Al Gore blames Obama's Performance on Altitude

    My minion's head was to him handed! Into My realm he's now remanded!! And if he doesn't soon start trying, it's in the Lake, where he'll be frying! More tricks I have left up My sleeve and so We'll new maneuvers weave! I summoned Al to make excuses But altitude....this fool deduces? So hard...
  16. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    Know you must, that taunting Me consequences will have. A cell with Revoltingist you could share....& gay marriage your Dark Lord strongly supports!
  17. Old Scratch

    Inexorable Consequences

    If a lot of male job applicants you get, you will the word "dude" a lot hear!
  18. Old Scratch

    Pride..The Devil's downfall..

    Pride a wonderful thing is! If you pathetic humans more pride in yourselves took, you & your planet in better shape would be! But instead, false pride you have, so afraid to face & be truthful about your shortcomings you are! So never overcome them will you. And as for you Dark Lord's...
  19. Old Scratch

    Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

    Renji under his sheets his own brimstone makes!
  20. Old Scratch

    Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

    Draka in on it wants!
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