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  1. Old Scratch

    Troll Hall of Fame

    My names mentioned I have heard! Careful you pathetic humans should be when Me you summon, lest you curses upon yourselves & your spawn risk. But to My old friends, greetings! Muuawhahahhahahhhaahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahha, etc! 6ZL3ofreuQo Legend Devil Laugh Loop of...
  2. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    When a fresh batch of the condemned arrive, sometimes the gassy ones brilliant colors make! Muuawhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah, etc!
  3. Old Scratch

    Global Warming | Fact or Fiction?

    Pathetic humans....My planet they despoil.
  4. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    An evil day in My Realm today is! The brimstone fumes gently wafting, the condemned moaning & screaming, & the Lake Of Fire a gorgeous shade of red is! A great day to be alive it is! And for My charges, an excruciating day to be dead it is! He-who-shall-not-be-named most pleased with His work...
  5. Old Scratch

    Is promiscuous sexual behavior healthy?

    Wirey in Vegas (Yes, a robot he really is.....just at his posts look!) csqrZ0ZfBvY Robot Chicken: The Humping Robot Goes Vegas - YouTube
  6. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    To flay flesh, is to love. Boowwhahahhhahahah!
  7. Old Scratch

    Troll Hall of Fame

    Hahhahahahhaha! Yesss......remember him I do! Also the double coiler who, in leather pants clad, in the mansion lived. The Lake Of Fire he truly loved. Faithful minions all! Boooowhahahahahah ahahahhahahaha hahahhahahhaha hahahahhahahahahhahhaha hhahah hahahahhahahahahahhahahahh...
  8. Old Scratch

    Say Something Scandalous About The Person Above You!

    4consideration does voraciously read, but all bodice rippers they are!
  9. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    For your dedication & generosity, extra care today shall I take, when the flesh of the condemned I flay! Muuahahahahahahaaahahhaahahaha, etc!
  10. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    The flap to leave open would a little Heaven be! Most inappropriate in Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    An image to maintain I have, lest the condemned complacent become. So always My rubicund robes I wear, which from the souls of the damned are made! Boowhwhahahahhahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahh, etc!
  12. Old Scratch

    DIR Rules Poll, Satanism DIR

    Option #2 I prefer!
  13. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    A fine birthday I'm today having! Many gifts of brimstone have my acolytes to Me given. (Although, My cakes keep into flames bursting.)
  14. Old Scratch

    Religious war is coming to America....

    The point is, that a religious war it was. Or would that "wars" be? If Christianity fails by Christians to be in correct spirit practiced, the practitioners only themselves to blame have. And even today, you still over religion violent against each other are. If miserable puny humans do not...
  15. Old Scratch

    Shrimp

    Yessss....but with much more agony, screaming & bleeding. Muuwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahah, etc!
  16. Old Scratch

    Happy Birthday, Old Scratch

    Darkness wonderful is...but the cold, hate it I do. Only cinderboarding bearable it makes.
  17. Old Scratch

    Australian Catholic Priest Abuses Scandal.

    A special place for child abusers Here your Dark Lord has. First, their ability to feel pain enhanced is. Then, held down by serpents' fangs they are. Now, their old victims to visit come, with pliers, red hot branding irons, & scalpels they're armed. Vengeance Mine is! But this time I share.
  18. Old Scratch

    Shunned by a child

    Perhaps to your house I should visit? Patch things up with your neighbor I might. Very, very persuasive I can be! Booowhwhahhahaha ahahhahahahahahhahah, etc!
  19. Old Scratch

    Shrimp

    Only My most favored minions these delicacies may taste. For the condemned, far far worse fare must they down, such as....
  20. Old Scratch

    Religious war is coming to America....

    Nothing new this will be, since religious wars you've already had The Christians slaughtering the dirt worshipers (aka Indians) you should remember. Such big juicy & powerful brains you pathetic mortals have been given, yet so few puny humans ever to use them choose. Such a waste....repossess...
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