I actually just googled this joke to use in a Blog post, ironic that I saw it here... Or perhaps Gods will :) The blog is Flavors of God, on Blogspot, check it out.
I caught my 5 year old girl playing doctor with a little boy in my living room. She didn't even seem to think that she had done something wrong. Turns out the whole thing was caused by a trip to the doctor she took to diagnose a yeast infection/allergy to soap. She wasn't even embarassed to tell...
If you think that life begins at conception, then things like Mirena that keep eggs from implanting, but not fertilizing, would be murder... Is that your point, I'm confused.
I don't think you can blaspheme God without knowledge of scripture, or what may **** him off. However if you know the scripture, and willingly go about commiting acts of blasphemy, then you may be guilty.
Seems to me that the best way to show your beliefs is through love and kindness, who doesn't like some love and kindness. I'm pretty sure in my Bible it says to love everyone, I'm not a hippy or anything, but it seems like a good idea.