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“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is…” (Jokes)

an anarchist

an anarchist

Your local loco.
“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is regulate the video game industry.”

You know how often gamers are sold games that straight up don’t work or are totally incomplete?!?!?!? It happens on the regular!!!! The video game industry is the Wild West! Gaming corporations can lock you out of your digital purchases if they decide to and have done stuff like that. They lie in all of their marketing. They present fake footage. Did I mention that they sell BROKEN games?!?!?! Imagine you bought a car that straight up don’t work. Video game companies are straight up allowed to sell incomplete broken products. So, anyone found guilty of doing that would be sent to Mars to help terraform it.

What about you. What would be the first thing you would do as SUPREME WORLD DICTATOR?

This is a jokes thread; more serious answers can be put here in the ultra serious political debate section.

“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is…”

“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is enforce the deregulation of the market.” Of course, this would be complicated. By being Supreme World Dictator, it can be assumed I have a monopoly on violence, which is a sector of the economy. But absent of my monopoly on...
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ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Line Trump, the GOP and all the MAGAs up against the imaginary wall and...

Make them repeat an oath. "I promise to never lie again and never, ever to start or believe in conspiracy theories"
 
Stevicus

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
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an anarchist said:
“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is regulate the video game industry.”

You know how often gamers are sold games that straight up don’t work or are totally incomplete?!?!?!? It happens on the regular!!!! The video game industry is the Wild West! Gaming corporations can lock you out of your digital purchases if they decide to and have done stuff like that. They lie in all of their marketing. They present fake footage. Did I mention that they sell BROKEN games?!?!?! Imagine you bought a car that straight up don’t work. Video game companies are straight up allowed to sell incomplete broken products. So, anyone found guilty of doing that would be sent to Mars to help terraform it.

What about you. What would be the first thing you would do as SUPREME WORLD DICTATOR?

This is a jokes thread; more serious answers can be put here in the ultra serious political debate section.

“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is…”

“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is enforce the deregulation of the market.” Of course, this would be complicated. By being Supreme World Dictator, it can be assumed I have a monopoly on violence, which is a sector of the economy. But absent of my monopoly on...
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Those who take up two parking spaces in a parking lot will be sentenced to parking re-education.

Pineapple on pizza will be forbidden.
 
Twilight Hue

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
ChristineM said:
Line Trump, the GOP and all the MAGAs up against the imaginary wall and...

Make them repeat an oath. "I promise to never lie again and never, ever to start or believe in conspiracy theories"
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Not before my intergalactic invasion force on backorder stops you first! Bawwhahaha!
 
an anarchist

an anarchist

Your local loco.
Stevicus said:
Those who take up two parking spaces in a parking lot will be sentenced to parking re-education.
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I’d like to take the entirety of California and Arizona and make everyone take an entire driving reeducation camp. Drivers be dumb over here. I’m sure you can relate given your profile pic
 
Stonetree

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
an anarchist said:
“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is regulate the video game industry.”

You know how often gamers are sold games that straight up don’t work or are totally incomplete?!?!?!? It happens on the regular!!!! The video game industry is the Wild West! Gaming corporations can lock you out of your digital purchases if they decide to and have done stuff like that. They lie in all of their marketing. They present fake footage. Did I mention that they sell BROKEN games?!?!?! Imagine you bought a car that straight up don’t work. Video game companies are straight up allowed to sell incomplete broken products. So, anyone found guilty of doing that would be sent to Mars to help terraform it.

What about you. What would be the first thing you would do as SUPREME WORLD DICTATOR?

This is a jokes thread; more serious answers can be put here in the ultra serious political debate section.

“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is…”

“If I was Supreme World Dictator, the first thing I would do is enforce the deregulation of the market.” Of course, this would be complicated. By being Supreme World Dictator, it can be assumed I have a monopoly on violence, which is a sector of the economy. But absent of my monopoly on...
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I would end the disagreement....After 8 weeks, no Contortions would be permitted!
 
ChristineM

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
And old one from the UK that applies equally to Trump.

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