2020 predictions: joke section

[sun rise]

It's time. Or will be time.

What is going to happen in 2020?

Will the aliens land? Will the Arabs and Israelis join hands and sing Kumbaya? Will Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi form an intimate relationship? Will @Revoltingest renounce bacon and Menards? Will @Wu Wei stop inspecting pickanick baskets? Will @Rival stop rivaling? Will @Quagmire finally get free? Will @Shadow Wolf come into the sunshine? Will @savagewind change her name to gentlebreeze? Will @Debater Slayer put away his deadly tool? Will true frubals finally be restored?

Post your predictions here. And if any of us survives 2020, we can pick the winner on 12/31/2020. The prize? The winner gets the title of Chief Oracle of RF with all the benefits that accrue to that august position.

There is an automatic disqualification for any serious political, economic or other prediction.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Will @Shadow Wolf come into the sunshine?

Nope. All I see is darkness. It has nothing to do with my cloaks over sized hood always being down. And my fair ginger skin threatened to do painful things to me. It's mean to me, and working in cahoots with that mean sun.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I predict @Jayhawker Soule will become the world's most chipper, jolly man and unignore everyone like Oprah gives free gifts.
@Rival will forsake the Cybermen for the Slitheen.

 

[Stevicus]

It's time. Or will be time.

What is going to happen in 2020?

Will the aliens land? Will the Arabs and Israelis join hands and sing Kumbaya? Will Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi form an intimate relationship? Will @Revoltingest renounce bacon and Menards? Will @Wu Wei stop inspecting pickanick baskets? Will @Rival stop rivaling? Will @Quagmire finally get free? Will @Shadow Wolf come into the sunshine? Will @savagewind change her name to gentlebreeze? Will @Debater Slayer put away his deadly tool? Will true frubals finally be restored?

Post your predictions here. And if any of us survives 2020, we can pick the winner on 12/31/2020. The prize? The winner gets the title of Chief Oracle of RF with all the benefits that accrue to that august position.

There is an automatic disqualification for any serious political, economic or other prediction.

I predict that, in exactly one year from now, we will be making predictions for 2021.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Rival will find a man or woman living up to her standards. That likes her too. So, she'll lock them in the basement and promise to take care of them.

Revoltingest and Wu Wei will solve their differences in a way that doesn't involve over a few drops of blood.

 

[Rival]

I predict nothing at all.

By the way,

LONG LIVE MONDAS!!!

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[PoetPhilosopher]

ShadowWolf will get fed up with doctors and perform her own surgery.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I predict that, in exactly one year from now, we will be making predictions for 2021.

Ha! I predict that in two years, someone will be making predictions for 2022...but exactly who is a bit hazy...please try again

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I predict I'll watch Dr. Who, and argue with those who think 13 isn't a good doctor.

 

[Shaul]

I predict the following:

-Greta Thunberg will convert to Islam and open a halal grocery store in the TriBeCa section of New York City.
-Apple will introduce the new iPhone thirteen as an April Fools day stunt.
-Studebaker will make a come back.
-Donald Trump will be awarded the Nobel Peace prize.
-McDonalds will introduce a bacon wrapped French fry called the “McFry”. Michael J. Fox will then promptly sue them because the name is too similar to the “McFly” character of “Back to the Future”.
-Oprah Winfred will gain 40 pounds, receive the Democratic Presidential nomination by acclamation at a deadlocked party convention. She will then lose 50 pounds on a fad diet, lose the general election to Donald Trump, and regain 60 pounds.
-Donald Trump will be re-elected but will resign in early 2021 after pardoning Hillary Clinton who will have been convict of vagrancy. In his resignation speech he will tell himself, “You’re fired.” He will then laugh at his adversaries and say, “Psych!”
-After President Trump resigns, Adam Schiff will be found wandering the streets muttering to himself, “Now what do I do?”
-Tesla will introduce a wind up car.
-I will be made a moderator here at RF. Hell will then freeze over and Armageddon will commence.

 

[Stevicus]

I predict that, at one minute past midnight on April 1, 2020, the world will come to end. But it will be instantaneously replaced by an exact duplicate world that no one will notice any difference.

 

[Revoltingest]

Will @Revoltingest renounce bacon and Menards? Will @Wu Wei stop inspecting pickanick baskets?

Twill happen the day you become a Trump booster.

 

[Jesuslightoftheworld]

Doctors will have discovered that the key to healthy weight loss is eating a well balanced meal that includes protein and exercise!!!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Doctors will have discovered that the key to healthy weight loss is eating a well balanced meal that includes protein and exercise!!!

In other news...another group of doctors will discover that the key to healthy weight loss is eating whatever you want and taking a whole bunch of pills that will screw up the function of your metabolism...

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

It's time. Or will be time.

What is going to happen in 2020?

Will the aliens land? Will the Arabs and Israelis join hands and sing Kumbaya? Will Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi form an intimate relationship? Will @Revoltingest renounce bacon and Menards? Will @Wu Wei stop inspecting pickanick baskets? Will @Rival stop rivaling? Will @Quagmire finally get free? Will @Shadow Wolf come into the sunshine? Will @savagewind change her name to gentlebreeze? Will @Debater Slayer put away his deadly tool? Will true frubals finally be restored?

Post your predictions here. And if any of us survives 2020, we can pick the winner on 12/31/2020. The prize? The winner gets the title of Chief Oracle of RF with all the benefits that accrue to that august position.

There is an automatic disqualification for any serious political, economic or other prediction.

I predict Trump will say something incredibly stupid

 

[sun rise]

I predict one of two things will happen. One is pigs flying. The other is all of the media deciding to just report the news not spin it for political reasons nor overhype it to get people excited, fearful and angry.

So I'm looking forward to pigs in the sky.

 

[Laika]

I predict I'll watch Dr. Who, and argue with those who think 13 isn't a good doctor.

I'll predict I'll watch House, and argue with those who think 13 isn't a good doctor, but mainly because she's a hot bisexual babe...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'll predict I'll watch House, and argue with those who think 13 isn't a good doctor, but mainly because she's a hot bisexual babe...

I do often think of that character when referencing the 13th Doctor.

 

[Wu Wei]

I predict the House and the Senate will turn into the Taiwanese parliament to settle future disputes

then they might actually be able to accomplish something

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I predict the House and the Senate will turn into the Taiwanese parliament to settle future disputes

then they might actually be able to accomplish something

The adoption of Festivus as an official holiday will require that Feats of Strength be one of the official functions of political officials...