serious answer, 'motivation' is a real phenomena, we are using it right now, it can explain things natural processes never can, because it can act in direct anticipation of future events, correct?
So there's one intelligent designer and ─ you mean the Abrahamic god, no? so let's say 'he' ─ about 14 bn years ago designed a universe which has maybe 10^20-22 stars and maybe ten times that in planets, and so far as we know only one of those planets has intelligent life (and so far as we know, this happened as a result of the ordinary processes of nature) and H sap sap didn't exist until maybe as much as 200,000 years ago (about the last 0.00001% of that time), and maybe as little as 70,000 years ago (about the last 0.000005%).
So you won't argue when I suggest that one of the most conspicuous qualities of such a being is jaw-dropping inefficiency?
As for love, this being so loves humans that throughout history he's regularly wiped them out in huge numbers with drought, famine, flood, earthquake, tsunami, hurricane, and of course malaria, bubonic plague, cholera, AIDS, cancer and so on and so on. Would you then argue that one of this being's qualities is benevolence? Or do you think benevolence and altruism are human qualities, byproducts of H sap sap being gregarious?
Do you think it's a problem that the Abrahamic god didn't exist until about 3500 years ago? And that he still isn't real ─ has no objective existence, not even a definition as a real being ─ and is simply one of earth's uncountable numbers and kinds of imaginary beings?
ever played the game minecraft? this applies to the player in the virtual world, which is practically infinite... by your rationale the game must have spontaneously written itself for no particular reason? Because no intelligent designer would build it this way?
Does Minecraft begin 14 billion years ago with a great deal of hydrogen and helium and a bit of lithium? Does it have a first generation of stars that by natural processes create the heavier elements and scatter them into space by the nova process? Does it have, say, 10^23 planets each with billions of different environments in which biochemistry might become active biochemistry, self-reproducing life? Does it include evolution on one such planet across 3.5 billion years or more?
None of which required a designer?
So it's specified, functional information as opposed to Shannon information- and we know what that looks like in the information age
No, you still haven't defined what you mean by 'information'. Let me put it this way: what objective test will let me distinguish this 'information' from what otherwise would be data?