The Reverend Bob
Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Think Trump is bad? Reagan was Worse...far worse.
Sure what Trump is doing in terms of his asylum seeker/refugee crisis that is happening, sure Trump is a complete imbecile and doesn't know how to operate a simple device like an umbrella, sure he is corrupt and probably violating the emoluments clause left and right just like most of our politicians are. But once upon time in a time long, long ago in a terrible time we called the '80's instead of a clown in the White House we had the actual Devil himself occupied the Oval Office and the things he did have repercussions that effect us to this day.
During his reign of terror the lunatic were released from the asylum...literally released from the asylum and shove out on the street. The CIA was aiding and abetting Nicaraguan drug dealing "Freedom Fighters" in supplying our ghettos with the best crack cocaine money could buy, Charlie Wilson was starting his war by supplying Osama the Bomba with hand-held rocket launchers, the national dept tripled and so did most peoples, Barry Seal of Little Rock, Arkansas was flying his plane arms out and drugs in and Gov. Bill Clinton didn't see a thing (*snort*snort*), it was Hands Across America and hands up or I will shoot, the President would joke about the spectre of Nuclear holocaust that hanged low over everyone and everyone was hoping that Jesus would just come back and get the whole thing over with before they blew up the planet, the Middle Class was falling and to this day it can't get up because where is the beef? Did I mention that they sold weapons to Iran in order to buy weapons for Contras in order for them to sell us cheap cocaine? There were astrologers in the White House and cheap hookers in the sacred Halls of Justice, congressmen were molesting underage congressional pages, you couldn't call it a dumpster fire because the fire that lit up America was dying and all we had to entertain us was Vietnam War revenge fantasies (go get 'em Rambo!) and the opiated pablum of John Hughes and Steven Spielberg to put us to sleep. And then there was the AIDs crisis but nobody was really looking or paying attention because of all these goddamn bills that keep piling up because daddy lost his job because the factory move over seas because the union couldn't protect him anymore because what happen to my ****ing union?! You were supposed to protect us! Kids weren't stuck in front of a screen playing video games all day long, they were playing outside because their parent were at work and forgot to give them the key so they were locked out of the house and little Jimmy was lucky if he came home to two daddies, or two mommies or both a mommy and a daddy because more often than not daddy was living in a downtown fleabag paying alimony and child support because everybody getting divorce was a thing that promoted family values, pretend welfare queen where driving Cadillac through the pretend streets of pretend Baltimore even though no one ever bother to catch them on film we just believed because the President said so and it wasn't racist no not really he was just being funny. And what are those Commie Russkies up to? Farms were being foreclosed! And what is with all these taxes? He said he was going to lower taxes? Oh "trickle-down" you say? Ok, we'll wait our turn. What is with all these crazy homeless people on the street and where is the beef? I have fallen and I can't get up.
And there was much much more happening than that people. All the bad stuff you are experiencing today? All have it's roots in the 80's
Sure what Trump is doing in terms of his asylum seeker/refugee crisis that is happening, sure Trump is a complete imbecile and doesn't know how to operate a simple device like an umbrella, sure he is corrupt and probably violating the emoluments clause left and right just like most of our politicians are. But once upon time in a time long, long ago in a terrible time we called the '80's instead of a clown in the White House we had the actual Devil himself occupied the Oval Office and the things he did have repercussions that effect us to this day.
During his reign of terror the lunatic were released from the asylum...literally released from the asylum and shove out on the street. The CIA was aiding and abetting Nicaraguan drug dealing "Freedom Fighters" in supplying our ghettos with the best crack cocaine money could buy, Charlie Wilson was starting his war by supplying Osama the Bomba with hand-held rocket launchers, the national dept tripled and so did most peoples, Barry Seal of Little Rock, Arkansas was flying his plane arms out and drugs in and Gov. Bill Clinton didn't see a thing (*snort*snort*), it was Hands Across America and hands up or I will shoot, the President would joke about the spectre of Nuclear holocaust that hanged low over everyone and everyone was hoping that Jesus would just come back and get the whole thing over with before they blew up the planet, the Middle Class was falling and to this day it can't get up because where is the beef? Did I mention that they sold weapons to Iran in order to buy weapons for Contras in order for them to sell us cheap cocaine? There were astrologers in the White House and cheap hookers in the sacred Halls of Justice, congressmen were molesting underage congressional pages, you couldn't call it a dumpster fire because the fire that lit up America was dying and all we had to entertain us was Vietnam War revenge fantasies (go get 'em Rambo!) and the opiated pablum of John Hughes and Steven Spielberg to put us to sleep. And then there was the AIDs crisis but nobody was really looking or paying attention because of all these goddamn bills that keep piling up because daddy lost his job because the factory move over seas because the union couldn't protect him anymore because what happen to my ****ing union?! You were supposed to protect us! Kids weren't stuck in front of a screen playing video games all day long, they were playing outside because their parent were at work and forgot to give them the key so they were locked out of the house and little Jimmy was lucky if he came home to two daddies, or two mommies or both a mommy and a daddy because more often than not daddy was living in a downtown fleabag paying alimony and child support because everybody getting divorce was a thing that promoted family values, pretend welfare queen where driving Cadillac through the pretend streets of pretend Baltimore even though no one ever bother to catch them on film we just believed because the President said so and it wasn't racist no not really he was just being funny. And what are those Commie Russkies up to? Farms were being foreclosed! And what is with all these taxes? He said he was going to lower taxes? Oh "trickle-down" you say? Ok, we'll wait our turn. What is with all these crazy homeless people on the street and where is the beef? I have fallen and I can't get up.
And there was much much more happening than that people. All the bad stuff you are experiencing today? All have it's roots in the 80's
