A Christian, a Muslim, and an Atheist Walk into a Bar...

[Debater Slayer]

No, this is not the start of a joke.

That was last night for me. I was the only one who got drunk, though. Threw up on the way home, but I enjoyed the time with my two friends. Now I'm recovering from a ginormous headache and horrific dizziness.

When was the last time you had a drinking night out?

 

[Sunstone]

Sounds like you were binge drinking if you got sick.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Sounds like you were binge drinking if you got sick.

Does three beers (or about one liter) count as binge drinking?

 

[Sunstone]

Does three beers (or about one liter) count as binge-drinking?

I'd hardly think so.

 

[Debater Slayer]

You got sick off three beers? Those must have been some beers!

They were 4.5%, 5%, and 8%, respectively. Each was 330 ml.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I'd hardly think so.

Dammit! I should have mailed you that fourth one I ordered but couldn't finish, then.

 

[Subduction Zone]

They were 4.5%, 5%, and 8%, respectively. Each was 330 ml.

Still no.

I have a two beer limit myself. Not due to alcohol amounts but due to an allergy, hops probably. If I can breathe I can drive.

 

[Buddha Dharma]

When was the last time you had a drinking night out?

A long time. Buddhists aren't encouraged to engage in such activities, so I haven't typically for most of my adult life.

 

[Frater Sisyphus]

A christian, a muslim and an atheist walk in to a bar and he wakes up with a bad headache in the morning

 

[Debater Slayer]

Still no.

I have a two beer limit myself. Not due to alcohol amounts but due to an allergy, hops probably. If I can breathe I can drive.

I can't imagine driving after two or more beers, myself. I could barely walk straight shortly after finishing the third one (and also shortly before throwing up).

 

[Debater Slayer]

A christian, a muslim and an atheist walk in to a bar and he wakes up with a bad headache in the morning

Literally walking into a bar would probably hurt my head less than the beers I had.

 

[Frater Sisyphus]

Literally walking into a bar would probably hurt my head less than the beers I had.

....and the multipersonalities?

or:

A christian, a muslim and an atheist walk in to a bar and he wakes up with a bad headache in the morning but he left his doctor-self in the bar, so he ain't gettin' no help

 

[Subduction Zone]

I can't imagine driving after two or more beers, myself. I could barely walk straight shortly after finishing the third one (and also shortly before throwing up).

Different people have different reactions to alcohol. Perhaps you need some "toughening up". I am truly amazed at what alcoholics blow when they finally get caught. I know that I would have been unconscious hours ago when it comes to that much alcohol in one's system.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Sounds like a great night. You're quite a lightweight if you're puking after 3 beers.

I last drank socially a couple weeks ago (lots of drinking at home since, however). But I'm going out with friends tomorrow night and have two bottles of wine at home.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Sounds like a great night. You're quite a lightweight if you're puking after 3 beers.

I last drank socially a couple weeks ago (lots of drinking at home since, however). But I'm going out with friends tomorrow night and have two bottles of wine at home.

That beats me. But I agree, we need a "work out" regimen for Debate Slayer. If he is going to represent this forum he needs to be able to throw a few back without throwing them back up.

 

[Hockeycowboy]

Sounds like a great night. You're quite a lightweight if you're puking after 3 beers.

I last drank socially a couple weeks ago (lots of drinking at home since, however). But I'm going out with friends tomorrow night and have two bottles of wine at home.

Have an enjoyable time, and be safe!

 

[Hockeycowboy]

I just got thirsty for some reason!

 

[Father Heathen]

Did you drink on an empty stomach, out of curiosity?

Back in the day, I would eat something like chips, pretzels, or peanuts with my beer, and then drink something like water or a sports drink afterwards (it's said that the dehydrating effects of alcohol contribute to hangovers.)

 

[Srivijaya]

They were 4.5%, 5%, and 8%, respectively. Each was 330 ml.

That level of recall indicates it that was no binge session. Dodgy kebab perhaps?

 

[Jumi]

Stick with the non-alcoholic beers, people will be impressed how sober you are after downing a dozen of them.