A horrible, but completely true confession

[Wu Wei]

yeah...a bear and his weasel....
sounds repulsive...

Click the link silly ninja and you will get an idea closer to reality and not some weird fantasy from your nerdy encyclopedia reading chess playing past.

 

[Thief]

yeah I saw it......
and no doubt you posted as much as distraction.

now let's hear the REAL confession!

 

[Wu Wei]

Nope, can't, can only demonstrate what happened........fewer witnesses that way

 

[Thief]

I can relate to ...fewer witnesses.

 

[Wirey]

Snowmen have a scrotum? I learn something new every day here ....

Where did you think snowballs came from?

 

[Thief]

Where did you think snowballs came from?

So, what's it like to have someone rip your balls off....pack them tightly....and throw them away?

 

[Wu Wei]

So, what's it like to have someone rip your balls off....pack them tightly....and throw them away?

So then, I guess all snowmen end up snow eunuchs

 

[Brickjectivity]

So then, I guess all snowmen end up snow eunuchs

They sing so beautifully though.

 

[Revoltingest]

They sing so beautifully though.

And they're useful in guarding harems.

 

[Brickjectivity]

And they're useful in guarding harems.

Your whole herem is made of snow.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your whole herem is made of snow.

Alas, I don't even have a harem.
On second thought, I'm glad I don't.
Wimins is such a burden.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You misspelled boid'n.

 

[Revoltingest]

You misspelled boid'n.

But in my mind, I pronounced it correctly, snowman breath!!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...Bears.....umm..... also eat vegetables.... there... I said it..... I feel better now

 

[Wirey]

So, what's it like to have someone rip your balls off....pack them tightly....and throw them away?

It's like getting married over and over.

 

[Thief]

Well...Bears.....umm..... also eat vegetables.... there... I said it..... I feel better now

what?.....you farted?
that's a horrible confession!

 

[Wu Wei]

what?.....you farted?
that's a horrible confession!

Come on, admit it....CONFESS....you know how much you like Bear Flatulence
..... it is the confession thread afterall...its ok...you can tell us...... we won't laugh...we will be supportive and kind......oh no wait...I meant kind of supportive with laughing

 

[Thief]

oh no.....nothing of the sort....

but I do confess I've always wanted a bear rug for the living room.

 

[Wu Wei]

So now you want a bare rug...... I realize this is a confessions thread , but please keep your perversions to yourself

 

[Smart_Guy]

I... I feel sick!

Ah, what's a scrotum?