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A Joke... I hope

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
Nelson Mandela was sitting quietly at home one day, when he heard a truck drawing up to his house. He got up to see what it was; it was a large truck full of exhaust pipes. The driver got out of the cab, and walked up to the door. Nelson answered the bell, and the driver asked him to sign a receipt for the exhaust pipes; Nelson said "I haven't ordered these". The driver said "Sorry, I have instructions to deliver these here". So Nelson Mandela signed the receipt for the exhaust pipes, whilst the driver piled up the pipes ouside the house.

Bemused, Nelson returned to his house, and continued his work...........
Another day, the same thing happened; this time it was car doors. Again the driver insisted that he had instructions, and was going to carry them out, Again, Nelson signed the receipt, the driver piled the doors next to the pipes.

And yet again, a few days later, more car parts arrived.

Nelson Mandela, by this time, was getting a bit fed up with all the deliveries. This time, he stood firm, and questioned the driver . "What exactly are your instructions ?"
The japanese scatched his head, confused, and said " It says here, deliver to 'Nissan Main Dealer !"
(Say it , Nelson Mandela, Nissan main dealer):jiggy:
 
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