Dash Balderson
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First off, this is not a game currently in existence, it's something I have been kicking around the idea of making for a while, and the more ideas I get, the more fun it seems... well... to me anyway. The idea may offend some, or everyone (I don't know) but this being a religiously-dedicated forum site, that's actually what I was hoping I could gauge. Anyway... the idea:
The full pantheon of gods exists because within a certain (fictitious!) realm, ideas that garner enough human belief exist. This includes gods, the spirits of prophets and saints, etc. So, these beings' livelihood in this realm is predicated on their being able to sustain a certain level of following (i.e. believers) here on Earth.
The beings don't have much to do in their realm, so they have organized regular card-parties, where they gamble using funds relative to the wealth of their current, respective following(s) on Earth. The game occurs as a flash forward (and even contemporarily this idea works) wherein Christianity is seeing a stark fall in number of faithful members. [God/Jesus/Holy-Spirit], feeling the crunch and fearing its own possible demise, comes up with a way that Jesus can return to Earth, and convert people simply by touching them... however this can only work if they have a mega-heavy dose of belief-power already behind them. So Jesus has to go to his card-game buddies - who are comprised of the various deities and relevant/famous personages of world-wide religions - and ask for their help "powering" the expedition.
These other gods, realizing that, within their regular card games, Jesus always brings quite a bit of money to the table, decide that they will help him in his quest.
The graphics would be retro/old-school, somewhat pixelated like 16-bit. The game-play would consist of walking around as Jesus, touching or otherwise "attacking" (innocuously or peacefully obviously, hence the quotes) people walking around on the streets (some engaged in various sordid activities and trying to run away, of course) with various themes from The Bible present and accounted for (see sample animation below). You would also have "supers" that would allow you to call on or conjure up the deities and figures from various religions and their denominations. Some of them, admittedly, gibes... but all in fun (like summoning "Joseph Smith" , decked in Napoleonic/Victorian era clothing, to call forth his "Power of Obfuscation!"), most of them simply stunning or otherwise detaining the ranks of pedestrians on the streets so that Jesus can easily walk up and give them the conversion touch.
All comments, critiques, rants and explanations of why this is a bad idea are welcome.
The full pantheon of gods exists because within a certain (fictitious!) realm, ideas that garner enough human belief exist. This includes gods, the spirits of prophets and saints, etc. So, these beings' livelihood in this realm is predicated on their being able to sustain a certain level of following (i.e. believers) here on Earth.
The beings don't have much to do in their realm, so they have organized regular card-parties, where they gamble using funds relative to the wealth of their current, respective following(s) on Earth. The game occurs as a flash forward (and even contemporarily this idea works) wherein Christianity is seeing a stark fall in number of faithful members. [God/Jesus/Holy-Spirit], feeling the crunch and fearing its own possible demise, comes up with a way that Jesus can return to Earth, and convert people simply by touching them... however this can only work if they have a mega-heavy dose of belief-power already behind them. So Jesus has to go to his card-game buddies - who are comprised of the various deities and relevant/famous personages of world-wide religions - and ask for their help "powering" the expedition.
These other gods, realizing that, within their regular card games, Jesus always brings quite a bit of money to the table, decide that they will help him in his quest.
The graphics would be retro/old-school, somewhat pixelated like 16-bit. The game-play would consist of walking around as Jesus, touching or otherwise "attacking" (innocuously or peacefully obviously, hence the quotes) people walking around on the streets (some engaged in various sordid activities and trying to run away, of course) with various themes from The Bible present and accounted for (see sample animation below). You would also have "supers" that would allow you to call on or conjure up the deities and figures from various religions and their denominations. Some of them, admittedly, gibes... but all in fun (like summoning "Joseph Smith" , decked in Napoleonic/Victorian era clothing, to call forth his "Power of Obfuscation!"), most of them simply stunning or otherwise detaining the ranks of pedestrians on the streets so that Jesus can easily walk up and give them the conversion touch.
All comments, critiques, rants and explanations of why this is a bad idea are welcome.