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Actually i was under the impression that men liked to smell their own farts
I've been busy.
Blind & desperate optimism?My wife calls me "half civilized" for some strange reason. I wonder why.
An expert weighs in on the subject....The other day I was watching two astronauts getting back from the space station. And some of their tasks at the space station had been space walks.
So I was thinking.
What happens if they fart in space they can be on a space walk for 6 hours at the time.
What if one of them farted after 30 minutes that must be a bad trip in space, smelling their own fart for five and a half hour
I've been busy.
A big antique engine auction is on.
I've been investigating & bidding.
Oh, I don't know shirt from Shinola.
An oldie....
I've not pursued it.Did anything come of the french brass?
I've not pursued it.
I'm only buying things which serve a particular purpose,
or offer profit potential.
To which my wife responded with laughter and "I'll have to remember that" when I told her the entire sequence of comments.Blind & desperate optimism?
To which my wife responded with laughter and "I'll have to remember that" when I told her the entire sequence of comments.
This illustrates the entire sequence of married life when it works: Ignore the fault. See the fault but wish it did not exist. Get annoyed by the fault. Demand the person fix the fault. (the last two continue for quite some time). Get resigned to the fault. And finally laugh about it.
Nagging is forever. We both indulge but sometimes with resignation and sometimes with laughter. And sometimes both.Methinks i am up to the resigned (don't give a _______ ) about the fault although I do often laugh and have recently nagged him into fixing one of his faults
Send me $50,000, & I could act as your agent.That leaves one disappointed french brass lady
Send me $50,000, & I could act as your agent.
Shipping is extra.
Send me $50,000, & I could act as your agent.
Shipping is extra.
Sailed far over me head.
Slave money!
Sailed far over me head.
French humor is too sophisticated for me....even Jerry Lewis movies.
Do I still get the $50K?
I did that, & no money appeared.Press shift and 4 on your keyboard and you can have all the $$$ you want,