Alternate Facts

[sun rise]

It's a balmy summer day, my stocks are up 1000% and my private jet is waiting at the airport. But first, a zero calorie pizza with, of course, bacon.

It might sound too good to be true, but Villa Italian Kitchen has announced the #AlternateFacts pizza, a zero-calorie 6-slice pizza loaded with all your favorites: bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, house made sauce and 100% whole-milk mozzarella. This pizza is positively presidential - it’s going to be YUGE.

 

[Kuzcotopia]

It's a balmy summer day, my stocks are up 1000% and my private jet is waiting at the airport. But first, a zero calorie pizza with, of course, bacon.

It might sound too good to be true, but Villa Italian Kitchen has announced the #AlternateFacts pizza, a zero-calorie 6-slice pizza loaded with all your favorites: bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, house made sauce and 100% whole-milk mozzarella. This pizza is positively presidential - it’s going to be YUGE.

You forgot to mention that it's free. . . The Mexican restaurant next door is paying for it.

 

[David1967]

It's a balmy summer day, my stocks are up 1000% and my private jet is waiting at the airport. But first, a zero calorie pizza with, of course, bacon.

It might sound too good to be true, but Villa Italian Kitchen has announced the #AlternateFacts pizza, a zero-calorie 6-slice pizza loaded with all your favorites: bacon, pepperoni, ham, sausage, house made sauce and 100% whole-milk mozzarella. This pizza is positively presidential - it’s going to be YUGE.

I want one.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Woah! Look at all the people who posted in this thread. The turnout is yuge!! I'd estimate several thousand, at least! This might just be the most popular thread I've ever seen. Over a million people in here!! Every other thread has ten replies at the most, and they aren't even accurate responses. Fake posts. Not that the lying media would tell you that. Sad.

 

[suncowiam]

I want to take a pause and respectfully pay my condolences to the victims of the notorious Pho #1 massacre. 57 patrons lost their lives to a chop stick wielding terrorist in that fateful incident. Please stand with me and take a moment of silence.

 

[Jeremiahcp]