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An apology: I have been rude, unfriendly, even brutal too many of you . . .

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Apologize because you stink of bacon grease? I'm just stating a fact.
But I will say I'm sorry for leaving cans if haggis in @Wu Wei's cave to make him whomp you good. If I would have been thinking better that day I would have left Chocotaco wrappers to increase his certainty it was you and hit you hard enough for desecrating his cave with such a black magic mojo food that he knocked some sense into you.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Well.....come on.....
Here's where you can apologize to me for
whatever you did to earn my justified brutality.
I'm so sorry. From the bottom of my heart, where sincerity reigns supreme. Sometimes I feel it was my being Canadian, a communist, a vegetarian, and intelligent that brought on your disdain, but in the end I know it was just because I live in the same city as Wirey.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well.....come on.....
Here's where you can apologize to me for
whatever you did to earn my justified brutality.
apologize to you...REALLY!!!! after all the unwarranted vitriol you have spewed in my direction, the name callin for no reason..... not a chance ya four flushin, toilet huggin', van molesting, old equipment ogling, skirt wearin', misguider of youth
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
No. You ought to apologize to us for writing ‘brutal too many of you.’ People need to use proper grammar just as they need to use the correct ‘big words’ in order to accurately communicate their thoughts.

Anyway, I don’t like this thread. It’s egregious, sagacious, prosperous!
That was intentional.
I copied another poster's thread title exactly
so as to maximize confusion & annoyance.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
That is brutal and also one of my very favorite movies and scene in a movie. And that seems grammatically incorrect but I also don't much care.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
apologize to you...REALLY!!!! after all the unwarranted vitriol you have spewed in my direction, the name callin for no reason..... not a chance ya four flushin, toilet huggin', van molesting, old equipment ogling, skirt wearin', misguider of youth
I have me reasons.
Yer just too ignant to figger'm out, ya hair cut'n, head butt'n,
jaw jut'n, good fer nuttin, fish gut'n, sheep rut'n, golf put'n,
miserable excuse for a pre-bear skin rug!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I have me reasons.
Yer just too ignant to figger'm out, ya hair cut'n, head butt'n,
jaw jut'n, good fer nuttin, fish gut'n, sheep rut'n, golf put'n,
miserable excuse for a pre-bear skin rug!

I think you have caught one to many cabers on the noggin ya flea bitten, garbage wallowing, IQ challenged, ferret fondling, tractor touching, Sheaf tossing failure of a sissified girly man

 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Just apologize, even if there's no need.
It's the most useful tool for an enduring marriage.

Being in love (the only reason i can think of for an enduring marriage) means, among other things, never having to apologise.
 
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