Apple CEO "I'm Gay"

[Rex]

Do you think it will stir up the religious right to dump Apple products?

Tim Cook Comes Out As Gay In Powerful Businessweek Essay

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

… and my Mac still works great.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ho hum....his essay struck me as carefully crafted self promotion. The nobility of his disadvantage, the virtues he thereby gained, his brilliant humility, the commonality of his interests & avocations, & his lack of flaw....it all paints him as magnanimity personified.

 

[Quintessence]

When a stranger's sex life has anything to do with the quality of my personal computer, I might be persuaded to care.

 

[SkylarHunter]

I hope that doesn't cause any more scandals involving the latest model of the iPhone

 

[outhouse]

Crap my kids Ipad is gay! Isnt there a camp I can send it to, to get it fixed?




Are the pre gay Ipads worth anymore?

 

[Viker]

Good thing I use an android. This is beyond scandalous. It's almost fabulous.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well it looks like all those MacBooks we just spent thousands on have to be thrown out before they turn us all gay.....

Honestly...who cares

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

That's nice.

 

[idav]

I think most people are going liberal, just not coming out and saying it, so Apple should be fine. Now if he said he were atheist I might worry.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hmmm....it gives me an idea for my iPhone.
I could get Broadway show tunes as ring tones!
So if you're ever in a hardware store & hear a snippet from Sweeny Todd..

 

[Gnostic Seeker]

Great!

 

[Revoltingest]

Crap my kids Ipad is gay! Isnt there a camp I can send it to, to get it fixed?

Fool! It is not a choice for electronic devices.

 

[Wu Wei]

Fool! It is not a choice for electronic devices.

Oh so you are a proponent of "they are made that way"

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh so you are a proponent of "they are made that way"

By their creator, who does not allow mere mortal man to alter His creations.
(Doing so would void the warranty.)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Anyone think it's a coincidence that this coincides with the release of their first phablet??

 

[Wu Wei]

By their creator, who does not allow mere mortal man to alter His creations.
(Doing so would void the warranty.)

But their creator is gay.... so... do you think he plays favoritism

 

[Etritonakin]

They might not use their ipad for a while -then hopefully realize that one has nothing to do with the other -as will hopefully everyone else.

As long as it does not hinder a person's ability to make products, it's not an issue I need to consider.

 

[Revoltingest]

But their creator is gay.... so... do you think he plays favoritism

What is natural is defined by the creator, of course.

 

[Wu Wei]

What is natural is defined by the creator, of course.

hmm... well then.... yup....I'm doomed....I fix Macs for my office.........iPads, MacBooks and Mac PCs are going to turn us all gay