Ten thousand years from now, English is an extinct language and most information about it is completely gone. Some archaeologists unearth digital files of RF posts from 2024. They are entirely posts in the Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories forum. The archaeologists understand only about 20% of what is altogether contained in the posts. What the archaeologists seek to do is theorize about what religion was to the posters, what they believed in, and how they practiced religion.
What theories do the archaeologists come up with?
I have a few ideas...
RF members believed the universe was shaped like a circle.
RF members believed there were gods and ninjas, whatever the latter were.
RF members believed urination was the purpose of life.
RF members believed in making a journey to Bhutan, possibly as a pilgrimage.
RF members made hot ablutions in tubs.
RF members recognized constellations called Shortie Shortsmite and Brontotaurus.
RF members threw asparagus in the air, perhaps for divination or as an offering.
What theories do the archaeologists come up with?
I have a few ideas...
RF members believed the universe was shaped like a circle.
RF members believed there were gods and ninjas, whatever the latter were.
RF members believed urination was the purpose of life.
RF members believed in making a journey to Bhutan, possibly as a pilgrimage.
RF members made hot ablutions in tubs.
RF members recognized constellations called Shortie Shortsmite and Brontotaurus.
RF members threw asparagus in the air, perhaps for divination or as an offering.
