Are you going to HELL?

[KirbyFan101]

Two tests:

The self test, compliments of a Simpsons parody.

Please Add:
10 points for each a
20 points for each b
50 points for each c

Sloth
I like to:
a.Put off 'til tommorow what I can do today
b.Take an occasional nap on the job
c.Hibernate in winter

Greed
I have:
a.Left resturaunts without paying
b.Left resturaunts without paying the check
c.Made a killing in cartoon mechandising

Lust
I am sexually aroused by:
a.Attractive members of the opposite sex
b.Attractive memers of the same sex
c.Drainpipes

Gluttony
I eat:
a.Between meal snacks
b.Between between meal snacks
c.Therefore I am.

Envy
I am jealous of people with:
a.Good looks
b.Hair
c.Toupees

Anger:
I sometimes
a.Get "mad"
b.Get "really mad"
c.Get my shotgun.

Pride
I am:
a.Gods gift to the opposite sex
b.Gods gift to the world
c.God

Add your score!
0-70: More than likely going to Hell
80-150: Definately going to Hell
160-350: Antichrist.

KirbyFan: 140 :bounce

The Second Test:
Based on Dante's Inferno...

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

 

[Kowalski]

Most certainly I'm hellbound. Do you think it's hot down there ?

Cheers

K

 

[michel]

Well, for one I can't read the questions in yellow...........

 

[Unedited]

Well, for one I can't read the questions in yellow...........

I highlighted them.

I got a 50 in the first. Maybe I should recount that?

I love the second one. I'm going to hell for liking women, but good news, Cleopatra's gonna be there with me.

 

[Ori]

Well i'm going to Hell too, at least i'll have good company.

 

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

Okay, okay, no pushing make room...........I'm gonna lead the way!

 

[Kowalski]

Okay, okay, no pushing make room...........I'm gonna lead the way!

Hey Michel, if you've seen the movie' Event Horizon', it's not something you can look forwards too !

Cheers

K

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! ​

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

I take it that I am just ****ed.

 

[Mister Emu]

Purgatory for me...

 

[Apotheosis]

Hmm down I go....