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Are you man enough for this toe?

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Man enough...*giggle*
That's probably the only toe I will ever suck on. And damn that thing is hot.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And for those curious, it is cinnamon flavored and to last five minutes the sucker must remain in your mouth for the full five minutes, and you cannot drool. It also is 9 million scovilles, which is very extremely hot - it's not at all just him not being able to take it.
 

Obsydian

Well-Used Member
Got another one.
I'm guessing this is how he'll react when they flip the switch on Old Sparky for him murdering the person who created this sucker. (Which resembles something else more than it does a toe.)
 

Darkforbid

Well-Known Member
Features & details
  • EXTREMELY SPICY: This satanic sucker is made from a special "hellfire" chili extract that has a Scoville heat unit rating of 9 million—that’s 900 times hotter than a jalapeño and hotter than the hottest pepper on the planet! So be careful: this is a food for serious spice gladiators only.
  • DO YOU DARE?: If you’re hell-bent on heat, try the Toe of Satan Challenge: keep the sucker in your mouth for five merciless minutes. It’s guaranteed to turn your mouth into a lake of fire.
  • MADE FROM WORLD RECORD CAROLINA REAPERS: The Toe of Satan is one of the spiciest candies on Earth or in hell. Instead of the delayed burn from hot peppers, this demonic delight sizzles as soon as it hits your tongue. That burn you feel is the “hellfire” chili extract, which has the insanely high Scoville rating of 9 million units! For comparison, that’s over four times hotter than a Carolina Reaper, the former record-holder for the world’s hottest pepper.
  • BRAGGING RIGHTS WITH YOUR FRIENDS: If you can’t get enough brimstone in your diet, challenge yourself and a friend to the Toe of Satan challenge. In order to achieve bragging rights, you must keep the sucker in your mouth for five fiery minutes without spitting. Trust us, five minutes is going to seem like an eternity.
  • APPROACH WITH CAUTION: We sincerely mean it when we say that you should approach this sucker with caution. Keep it away from children and pets, and make sure you have milk or ice cream handy before venturing into the netherworld.
 

Enoch07

It's all a sick freaking joke.
Premium Member
I'm guessing this is how he'll react when they flip the switch on Old Sparky for him murdering the person who created this sucker. (Which resembles something else more than it does a toe.)

Ole Catfish is a big ole softy. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
We should have an RF Toe of Satan challenge. Well get on webcam, last one with it still in wins.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Well it would be factually correct then at least. Women can handle physical pain better than men. :D
But that's the absolutely amazing thing about capsaicin. The heat, the burn, the pain, none of it's real. The capsaicin just works in a funny way to trick our nerves into thinking they're on fire.
 
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