Ask DS: What Kind of Horror Villain Would You Be?

[Debater Slayer]

I wonder what you'd make of me..

A very polite, coffee-sipping extraterrestrial shapeshifter who uses corporate lingo and wears fancy suits before devouring those who try to stand in your way.

The only weakness you have is that your shapeshifting powers fade when you taste something you hate, such as when you forget to put sugar in your coffee. One sip of that and you risk exposing your whole planet and getting locked up for research on extraterrestrial life forms.

 

[Jainarayan]

I've heard they taste like pork

Long pig – Grammarist

 

[Twilight Hue]

Well....

 

[Debater Slayer]

If its free them go for it.

A skull that can somehow do ventriloquism--without a body or a nose. You drive people insane by speaking French and making them freak out when they realize the smooth French accent is coming from a stationary skull.

Your biggest strength is your good taste in wine. Your biggest weakness is when someone responds to your French in another Romance language because they don't speak French and you can no longer spook them out with your threats.

 

[osgart]

A righteous devil on the side of justice. Villains don't have to be evil. They are far more interesting when they are not.

Evil characters get too much image glory. Nothing more hellbending than an angel wronged.

A righteous devil gives the deserved truth, and that isn't always sweet and nice.

 

[sun rise]

A weredog: during full moons, you become a fearsome, ferocious dog the size of a bus. When the sun rises, you become a cute Golden Retriever and fool people into trusting you.

Legend has it that the greatest fear people have of weredogs is their ability to destroy carpets, which scales with their gigantic size.

Not bad. You just missed one little detail

 

[Yazata]

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Or his more recent and much scarier incarnation, Dr. Evil himself.

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

A very polite, coffee-sipping extraterrestrial shapeshifter who uses corporate lingo and wears fancy suits before devouring those who try to stand in your way.

The only weakness you have is that your shapeshifting powers fade when you taste something you hate, such as when you forget to put sugar in your coffee. One sip of that and you risk exposing your whole planet and getting locked up for research on extraterrestrial life forms.

So that's why I don't like to leave the house much!
I almost always drink my coffee black!

 

[mangalavara]

Post here if you would like me to describe what kind of horror villain you would be.

I might be a challenge. Please go for it.

 

[viole]

You want to..... Eat..... People?

I'm honestly concerned now.

Well, who can say? I never tasted them. So, maybe I like them

ciao

- viole