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Ask Me Anything (Even That)!

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
It has been a while since I started an interview thread, and I figured I would be generous enough to answer the question that @Sunstone wouldn't answer.

Ask away!
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Ok, what's the answer to that?

The answer is that That is unknown to mere mortals like you and me. How do I know that (lowercase T)? I wasn't mortal before, and I had to become one after knowing That. I can't tell you or I will risk making you mortal as well, assuming you are currently immortal like I was.
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
The answer is that That is unknown to mere mortals like you and me. How do I know that (lowercase T)? I wasn't mortal before, and I had to become one after knowing That. I can't tell you or I will risk making you mortal as well, assuming you are currently immortal like I was.
Ahhh, I see young wise one. Sort of like the serpent in the garden story. Very well then, would you make me breakfast instead?
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Ahhh, I see young wise one. Sort of like the serpent in the garden story. Very well then, would you make me breakfast instead?

No. You make it yourself. Admins don't make anyone breakfast but ourselves.

I can give you some compensation, though. Here: :glomp:
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Is the 'that' that we can ask you about the same 'that' that is the only thing that Meatloaf won't do for love? If that is the case, I'd like to ask about what that 'that' is. Is that ok?
I've been waiting to hear the answer to 'that' for YEARS. I highly anticipate finally getting to hear the answer from DS. *is giddy with excitement*
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Is the 'that' that we can ask you about the same 'that' that is the only thing that Meatloaf won't do for love? If that is the case, I'd like to ask about what that 'that' is. Is that ok?

That is just... so Thattish (there goes a neologism). I hereby declare that I'm a Thatheist in light of these mysterious questions. That works in mysterious ways.
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Why are you drawn to paganism?

It doesn't suffer from the same dogmatic issues as organized religions, it has beautiful aspects like reverence of nature and leaning toward environmentalism, and it is flexible enough to allow for both atheists and agnostics to adopt aspects of it without labeling them "fake believers" like some organized religions do.
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Okay, enough of That, I think. I would like some serious questions now, if you have any and don't think I'm too boring. :D
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Which countries would you be willing to immigrate to, in order of preference?

What on earth is the reason you insist on lubricating your pant's zipper with lightweight household oil? Do you really think you're going to get lucky for no better reason than you've cum prepared?
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
Which countries would you be willing to immigrate to, in order of preference?

1) Canada

2) Sweden

3) Norway

4) Finland

5) Denmark

6) Germany

7) Australia

8) The United States.

What on earth is the reason you insist on lubricating your pant's zipper with lightweight household oil? Do you really think you're going to get lucky for no better reason than you've cum prepared?

Moot point. I don't use my pants' zipper anyway; it's always open.
 

Godobeyer

the word "Islam" means "submission" to God
Premium Member
If you fall in love to the death with Muslim girl, you would tell her that you are not Muslim?:p
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
If you fall in love to the death with Muslim girl, you would tell her that you are not Muslim?:p

I don't think I will ever fall in love with a girl who embraces the core teachings of Islam or Shari'a in any real way. However, on the remarkably minute chance that I will, I would definitely be honest with her about my lack of belief. It would be dishonest and unhealthy to pretend that I was a Muslim and build a relationship on lies and concealed crucial information.
 
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