ParagonofIllumination
Member
I have seen a bunch of folks do these sorts of posts lately so you know why not? If you want to ask this cat named paragon anything go right ahead. I am an open book.
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Ask the Cat Anything!
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Who are the illuminated divines, if that's okay to ask?
ParagonofIllumination
Member
That is perfectly fine and I might expound upon this more later. The divines are various spiritual beings which influence life. The illuminated divines are those which interact with us and guide us along our way. One of which I have spoken too and seems to like to take the form of a cat for some reason.
Why do you like pinching the other cats food 
As the proud owner of 5 cats, one our own, 4 that have adopted me, i find feline meal times rather stressful and would love to know why.
And welcome to RF, sit back, relax and enjoy the cake.
As the proud owner of 5 cats, one our own, 4 that have adopted me, i find feline meal times rather stressful and would love to know why.
And welcome to RF, sit back, relax and enjoy the cake.
RestlessSoul
Well-Known Member
Do you have a favourite cat themed song? And are you familiar with Pink Floyd's Lucifer Sam?
ParagonofIllumination
Member
Cats are often just trying to show off. I try to encourage my brothers and sisters to be nice but they always like to steal food from each other.Why do you like pinching the other cats food
As the proud owner of 5 cats, one our own, 4 that have adopted me, i find feline meal times rather stressful and would love to know why.
And welcome to RF, sit back, relax and enjoy the cake.
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ParagonofIllumination
Member
I was not familiar with that song but now I am. It's a good song so thanks for that! I like the song love song for myself but that is less cat themed and more like he mentions cat man in the lyrics. Really I like any song that I can dance too!
Secret Chief
Degrow!
Tuna or chicken?
Of the 5 cats we feed one will not tolerate fish of any sort, even flavouring in croquettes. One loathes chicken while 3 will gladly take your hand off for both .
Lucky it's not me your question is addressed eh?
Secret Chief
Degrow!
If I was answering there'd need to be a downloadable pdf
ParagonofIllumination
Member
As A cat with taste I must saw chicken. But! If you put then tuna in the middle of a bun with some mayo now we're talking!
Audie
Veteran Member
What do you do if dropped with buttered toast strapped to your back?
ParagonofIllumination
Member
Spin eternally thus ripping a hole through space time. Then we end up back here but with extra jam.
Audie
Veteran Member
How long does that usually take?
I am sensing commercial possibilities.
ParagonofIllumination
Member
Depends but my estimations are 37 minutes. Usually around 45.
