Atheism Is So Dumb. Why? Because Birds Act Like Birds

[Vaderecta]

His next thread is as likely to be about the masturbation habits of barely legal Catholic schoolgirls as anything else.
Tom

LOL, I've waited for years for him or her to find their voice... Not going to happen.

 

[Subduction Zone]

His next thread is as likely to be about the masturbation habits of barely legal Catholic schoolgirls as anything else.
Tom

Oh my, Kentucky Fried Movie flashback. "Catholic Highschool Girls in Trouble".

I found a really low res free version on YouTube, or a higher resolution one in Spanish. Somehow that seems appropriate.

 

[Skwim]

So ok, bear with me since I'm new here. And since I have no idea what your stance is on atheism, where you taking a shot at atheists, being sarcastic at the video, or what?

That guy who's always subducting something . . .or someone, hit it on the head. And Columbus is right, my next thread is as likely to be about the masturbation habits of barely legal Catholic schoolgirls as anything else.

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[FlyingTeaPot]

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The video’s title dares the viewers, “See if you believe in atheism after watching this…” As if there’s no way that’s going to happen.

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So, all you newly converted ex-atheists, what do you have to say for yourselves now?

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I watched the entire thing expecting some sort of a punchline... which never came. Still, cute birds, so I'm not complaining.

 

[Skwim]

I watched the entire thing expecting some sort of a punchline... which never came. Still, cute birds, so I'm not complaining.

Stupid doesn't require a punchline. It's Ray Comfort's new banana.

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[FlyingTeaPot]

Stupid doesn't require a punchline. It's Ray Comfort's new banana.

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Ray comfort IS bananas!

 

[Curious George]

Oh my, Kentucky Fried Movie flashback. "Catholic Highschool Girls in Trouble".

I found a really low res free version on YouTube, or a higher resolution one in Spanish. Somehow that seems appropriate.

Great movie

 

[Jumi]

Well that video can't convert atheists to theism nor can it convert theists to creationism. What's it good for? Selling his books to people who already identify with these views.

 

[Shantanu]

That guy who's always subducting something . . .or someone, hit it on the head. And Columbus is right, my next thread is as likely to be about the masturbation habits of barely legal Catholic schoolgirls as anything else.

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The mind boggles.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I watched the entire thing expecting some sort of a punchline... which never came. Still, cute birds, so I'm not complaining.

Cute bird, meet cute cat.

Christianity is so dumb. *Grin*

 

[viole]

"I know Christian apologists and street preachers think they have the magic formula for how to convince people to accept Christ, but this video from Ray Comfort [He of The Designed Banana fame]

.... is just lazy.
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The video’s title dares the viewers, “See if you believe in atheism after watching this…” As if there’s no way that’s going to happen.

source

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So, all you newly converted ex-atheists, what do you have to say for yourselves now?

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Well, I do not see how that video, or any video, can convince anyone to disbelief in atheism. Atheism has huge evidence to exist, independently from the existence of God or not.

I exist, for instance. And R. Dawkins, too. Just to name a few.

Ciao

- viole

 

[Ancient Soul]

He is far from taking a shot at atheists. The shot was at Ray Comfort. The sarcasm is so thick it can be cut with a knife.

Hmm...

Ok, so can I borrow your knife, mine is kind of dull?

I just want to test out your theory.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

"I know Christian apologists and street preachers think they have the magic formula for how to convince people to accept Christ, but this video from Ray Comfort [He of The Designed Banana fame]

.... is just lazy.
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The video’s title dares the viewers, “See if you believe in atheism after watching this…” As if there’s no way that’s going to happen.

source

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So, all you newly converted ex-atheists, what do you have to say for yourselves now?

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I have seen the first comedy sketch before. That Ray is one funny guy.

After watching the second video, I wanted to convert to atheism just so I could convert back to Christianity and be an ex-atheist. That must be what it takes to understand it, since it made no sense to me.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

His next thread is as likely to be about the masturbation habits of barely legal Catholic schoolgirls as anything else.
Tom

Now I am not sure if I should pretend to be shocked at Skwim's potential choices in posting inspiration or follow him.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I recall that completely bananas video from some years ago, and the only thing I could really conclude, based on his inane argument, was that the many fruits and vegetables that don't yield themselves up so readily, nor fit so well in the hand, must all have been designed by some different god, and therefore we should ignore them. Only bananas should be eaten!

At which point I got bored with the entire topic and promptly forgot that idiot Ray Comfort. Except that he does so very, very much to support my thesis that, in many cases, religion can and does negatively impact upon the ability to reason properly.

I wish I had thought to extend Comforts argument out to other fruits and vegetables. What a great thought. Since eggplant is too big around for our hand to easily hold and is not curved to point towards us, I wonder who it was designed for. Don't get me started on pumpkins or watermelons.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What got me was the remark in the video that "we can get up close and personal" Just how does one get personal with birds who can't see you from outside one's window?

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In all seriousness, the message is obvious. The birds represent the spirit of freedom of thought, love, sacrifice and righteousness. Clearly. They "design" nests which is obvious evidence of a designer. The cage represents the conditions that atheism places on free thinking, love, sacrifice and righteousness. Since the birds choose to be in that cage, they are condemned for the rest of their lives with the eternal damnation of having Ray be their personal voyeur. It's simple really.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It was pretty predictable. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason why they made the video in the first place.

I'm quite sure the vast demographic and target audience are theists to begin with as they will be the only ones actually interested in purchasing Ray Comfort's books.

If they have bird cages, they will need the paper. That's where his books come in.

 

[Twilight Hue]

That guy who's always subducting something . . .or someone, hit it on the head. And Columbus is right, my next thread is as likely to be about the masturbation habits of barely legal Catholic schoolgirls as anything else.

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As long as Ray Comfort doesn't demonstrate the natural god-given shape of the cucumber to express the joy of creation. Oh god...

Please keep Mr. Comfort away from the cucumbers.

 

[Skwim]

As long as Ray Comfort doesn't demonstrate the natural god-given shape of the cucumber to express the joy of creation. Oh god...

Please keep Mr. Comfort away from the cucumbers.

Could be it's for his wife. I've heard women are able to put cucumbers to far better use than we males.

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[columbus]

Could be it's for his wife. I've heard women are able to put cucumbers to far better use than we males.

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C'mere and let me show you something.
Tom