Bad, I mean really baaaad Thor movies

[Jainarayan]

For any or all of the following reasons:

• I'm bored.
• My blood sugar is low.
• I'm being more silly and stupid than usual.
• Dementia is finally setting in.

I remembered these really bad movies I've seen. Now I have to pry my skull open with a screwdriver and use a Brillo Pad to scrub the memory from my brain. Do not try this at home; professional idiot in padded room.

Hammer of the Gods (TV Movie 2009) - IMDb
Almighty Thor (TV Movie 2011) - IMDb Even Cody Deal's looks couldn't save this one.

Why, why, oh why!?

 

[Sees]

This is a strong warning but now I have to watch them lol

 

[Iti oj]

Just add a robot, alien and human making fun of them and boom its good

 

[Jainarayan]

This is a strong warning but now I have to watch them lol

You haven't seen them!? Don't say I didn't warn you! bwahahahahaha

Trivia: Cody Deal auditioned for the same Thor role Chris Hemsworth did. He's 6'3" also, a few years younger, and built at least as well as CH. If there's ever a Thor and Hercules movie (in the comics they got off to a bad start but became super good friends) I'd like to see Cody or Kellan Lutz as Herc.

 

[Sees]

I nominate this fella for the next one

Yeah, not pretty enough for Hollywood…just make it gritty and fast-paced

 

[Jainarayan]

I nominate this fella for the next one

Yeah, not pretty enough for Hollywood…just make it gritty and fast-paced

Chris Davies. If that ain't VIKING POWER!!!!! I'm sure I don't know what is. I love the Strongman comps. He makes an even better Thor than Magnus Samuelson.

 

[Nietzsche]

I nominate this fella for the next one

Yeah, not pretty enough for Hollywood…just make it gritty and fast-paced

...

Did his mom or dads' family ever, I dunno, make a trip to Jotunheim? Because he's gotta have some Jotunn in there.

 

[Sees]

Chris Davies. If that ain't VIKING POWER!!!!! I'm sure I don't know what is. I love the Strongman comps. He makes an even better Thor than Magnus Samuelson.

They are awesome....and with plenty of Viking descendents who would do great playing Thor. Next time I watch one I'm keeping an eye out for mjölnir pendants.

 

[Jainarayan]

Me too. I don't know much bout Davies personally, but he's got to be a Northman. His training program is called... ready... Viking Cat Training. I can only think of an association to Freyja.

As much as I love Chris Hemsworth, the big burly strongman is the image I have of Thor. That's how I see him, not as a ripped bodybuilder.

 

[StarryNightshade]

Wow! I don't mean to intrude the DIR with an irrelevant post, but WOOF!

 

[Jainarayan]

Wow! I don't mean to intrude the DIR with an irrelevant post, but WOOF!

Christopher Davies - YouTube

 

[Toxikmynd]

Thats a nice mjolnir pendant on his wait, does he even have a neck?