Yerda
Veteran Member
*First Point Of Order
You may have noticed that I live in Scotland. You may also have noticed (if you've read a sizeable measure of my posts) that I tend to get a bit loopy sometimes. Logic and myself have a kind of on/off love affair.
Well anyway, along with sobriety, these two trends have converged today.
I've decided that when I'm king of the Universe I shall decree that all bad weather be outlawed. Bad weather will be defined as follows: not good.
Anyone found practising bad weather may face public execution or being sent to reality TV, maybe even called names (haven't decided on that yet).
I may yet simply side-step this issue by banning Scotland.
*In Other News
Nail files should be of standardised length, I'm sick of these progressives and their novelty files. I will be establishing a new division of the police special forces to combat subversive filers.
Anyone found without an onion tied to their belt shall be forced to tie an onion to their belt.
It is now unlawful to marry a honey bee. Unlees of course you can perform all 143 moves of the honey bee courtship ritual, in a regulation size hive, while entertaining the Queen with a lively game of hopscotch.
You may have noticed that I live in Scotland. You may also have noticed (if you've read a sizeable measure of my posts) that I tend to get a bit loopy sometimes. Logic and myself have a kind of on/off love affair.
Well anyway, along with sobriety, these two trends have converged today.
I've decided that when I'm king of the Universe I shall decree that all bad weather be outlawed. Bad weather will be defined as follows: not good.
Anyone found practising bad weather may face public execution or being sent to reality TV, maybe even called names (haven't decided on that yet).
I may yet simply side-step this issue by banning Scotland.
*In Other News
Nail files should be of standardised length, I'm sick of these progressives and their novelty files. I will be establishing a new division of the police special forces to combat subversive filers.
Anyone found without an onion tied to their belt shall be forced to tie an onion to their belt.
It is now unlawful to marry a honey bee. Unlees of course you can perform all 143 moves of the honey bee courtship ritual, in a regulation size hive, while entertaining the Queen with a lively game of hopscotch.
