For the first time in my career as a staff member, I have witnessed a class-action lawsuit against RF. When this member was talking to us in Site Feedback, I never believed that he would go to such great lengths to stay a member. Such a dedicated and loyal fellow! I was shocked when I read the message sent to RF by him this morning:
"Dear RF staff,
You recently banned me for "incessant trolling and going on a crusade against a certain group." First off, I have no idea what "incessant trolling" you are talking about. Just because I said to one of your atheist members, "I hope you roast in Hell until you are served as well-done steak to Satan" doesn't mean I was trolling. I was expressing sincere feelings. I wish Satan well and hope he gets served delicious steak. Is that really a problem according to you?
Second, yeah, I posted in every thread about religions other than mine saying, "Your scriptures are more false than the Onion's articles." So what? That doesn't mean I was on a crusade against anyone. You guys are just being too politically correct and hindering the spread of the truth. Your judgment is mistaken and flawed, and you should be ashamed of yourself and your rules.
Third, I acknowledge that I was a bit racist when I told that Saudi guy, @Smart_Guy or whatever the hell he's called, to send me a couple of oil barrels so that I could pay my overdue bills and some sand for my kids to build a sandcastle. I should have asked for only one barrel. My bad.
Fourth, where do I even begin... you have registered interspecies offenders like @Sunstone and that @Debater Slayer guy hanging out on your forums and even becoming admins. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I asked the goats and camels that live in a nearby ranch, and they told me—in a dreamy voice—that Sunstone and Debater Slayer took them out for a "special dinner" on Valentine's Day. What more evidence do you want?
For these and other unstated reasons, such as problems with my boss at work and my dog peeing on the carpet upstairs, I'm suing RF on behalf of myself and some other banned members who were undoubtedly mistreated and abused by you, admins and mods of RF. My lawyer, also a banned member, will get on this as soon as possible once he has finished fighting people in the YouTube comments section over which religion's text has the least question marks and thus the most truth.
See you soon (under another sock puppet ID),
Manager of the Banned Flamewar Veterans House"
I'm so scared for the future of our forum. Help, please!
"Dear RF staff,
You recently banned me for "incessant trolling and going on a crusade against a certain group." First off, I have no idea what "incessant trolling" you are talking about. Just because I said to one of your atheist members, "I hope you roast in Hell until you are served as well-done steak to Satan" doesn't mean I was trolling. I was expressing sincere feelings. I wish Satan well and hope he gets served delicious steak. Is that really a problem according to you?
Second, yeah, I posted in every thread about religions other than mine saying, "Your scriptures are more false than the Onion's articles." So what? That doesn't mean I was on a crusade against anyone. You guys are just being too politically correct and hindering the spread of the truth. Your judgment is mistaken and flawed, and you should be ashamed of yourself and your rules.
Third, I acknowledge that I was a bit racist when I told that Saudi guy, @Smart_Guy or whatever the hell he's called, to send me a couple of oil barrels so that I could pay my overdue bills and some sand for my kids to build a sandcastle. I should have asked for only one barrel. My bad.
Fourth, where do I even begin... you have registered interspecies offenders like @Sunstone and that @Debater Slayer guy hanging out on your forums and even becoming admins. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I asked the goats and camels that live in a nearby ranch, and they told me—in a dreamy voice—that Sunstone and Debater Slayer took them out for a "special dinner" on Valentine's Day. What more evidence do you want?
For these and other unstated reasons, such as problems with my boss at work and my dog peeing on the carpet upstairs, I'm suing RF on behalf of myself and some other banned members who were undoubtedly mistreated and abused by you, admins and mods of RF. My lawyer, also a banned member, will get on this as soon as possible once he has finished fighting people in the YouTube comments section over which religion's text has the least question marks and thus the most truth.
See you soon (under another sock puppet ID),
Manager of the Banned Flamewar Veterans House"
I'm so scared for the future of our forum. Help, please!
