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I went to see the movie. I don't normally see movies, but a friend invited me. I just came back from the theater, so this topic is fresh in my mind.
This is the most misogynistic, toxic masculine take on the movie you could possibly have come up with. I want to believe that this is a troll post.
The movie does not attack men at all.
There are three male characters who are portrayed sympathetically; the father, Aaron, and Allan. At the end of the movie, Ken is redeemed.
Yes, Ken is portrayed as relatively ignorant and naive. So is Barbie. Interesting how you only critique Ken for that flaw? Both of them grow by the end of the movie. That's part of their character arcs; they have trouble adjusting to reality after living in a hyper-idealized utopia. That's the whole point of the movie.
1. First scene bashed motherhood and literally had little girls bashing baby dolls heads on strollers, cribs and rocks to destroy them
The first scene is not an attack on motherhood. In fact, it explicitly praises motherhood. It's an attack on the fact that girls were reduced to nothing more than future mothers. Is that really something you have a problem with? Would you deny surgery if your surgeon was a single, middle-aged woman who doesn't want kids?
2. Heard the word patriarchy at least 40 times.
Yeah, the movie directly deals with the concept of patriarchy.
3. All men acted like it was 1950.
No, men didn't act like it was 1950. Ken and Barbie did in Dreamland, but the men in reality acted like modern-day men, although most of the characters are written in the semi-cartoonish style you would expect from a live action movie made for children.
4. The only "good" male in the movie was shown as meek and powerless.
Are you actually complaining that, in a movie about Barbies where Barbie and the women she's important to are the main characters, men weren't the ones to solve all of the problems? Do you have any self-awareness at all?
5. Showed the Mattel board of directors as all misogynistic men when in actuality Mattel has 5 of the 11 board members as women.
In real life, the CFO is a man. The CEO is also a man. In fact, all of the positions they expressly mention the people in that meeting having are filled by men in the real world, from the positions that I can remember and look up. So this is an outright lie on your part.
6. All men were shown to be dumb.
No, they weren't. There were quite a few capable men in the movie, but they were mostly background characters or brief references because they aren't the focus of the film. The Mattel staff were played for laughs, like many corporate bystanders in kids' movies often are, and the Kens were all naive, but so were the Barbies
7. The white Ken was shown to be a moron and the leader of the rebellion that brainwashed the Barbies into complying with an oppressive patriarchal society.
Yeah.
8. Long monologues of how women are oppressed and how hard it is to be a woman in a patriarchal society with no talk at all of any real issues men have.
Yes, because the movie is geared towards young women, and so the message is one of sympathy towards their struggles and plights
9. Ken was "reformed" at the end of the movie depicting him as meek, submissive and powerless.
You're calling Ken weak when your fragile masculinity shatters as soon as he stops being terrible to women? Seems like projection to me.
I wanted to like this movie hoping it was a fun movie with a good message for women and girls. It was worse than anything I could have imagined and a bait and switch.
Whatever you think a "good message for women and girls" is, your post has set me up to believe that it would be incredibly demeaning, objectifying, and sexist. You can't even watch one movie where women are the protagonists without whining about how men didn't get enough of a chance to force their way into a conversation that isn't even about them. If that's what you consider "good morals," then I'm glad this movie has nothing to do with them.
No trailer showed what the movie was really about. My 12 yo son will not be watching this movie. He would come out of it thinking that he is terrible just for being a boy. Instead of cleverly bringing up issues men and women have and have them work together to resolve or at least understand each other, they used hate and bigotry to get their view across.
Why would he come out of it thinking that he is terrible for "just being a boy?" What does "just being a boy" entail to you? Does "just being a boy" include forcing women to be submissive housewives and forcefully taking over their own houses? Does it include cat-calling women on the street? Does it include being condescending towards women and monopolizing conversations with them? Does it include making unwanted advances on women?
Because that's what the movie is criticizing. If that's what you consider "just being a boy," then, yeah, it is terrible to "just be a boy."
Before you write this off as some kind of male fragility or something, take time to understand the movie or watch it. It was unfair and divisive.
I did watch it and your post should absolutely be written off as male fragility.