Be Offended By the Post Above You

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended at the mention of bacon!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your anti-bacon agenda infuriates me!

 

[4consideration]

Whose tone is offensive now?

 

[Revoltingest]

Yours!

 

[4consideration]

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your being a latex woman is very offensive!
(It is exciting though.)

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended at the somewhat sexual remarks!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at the lack of pictures!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended as my beliefs disallow pictures!

 

[Revoltingest]

Arcghchhh!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended by your lack of....something.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have plenty of something!
How offensive to say otherwise.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended as I didn't want to know about your 'something'.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you are from someplace I've never heard of!
And despite that, you have the temerity to post.

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended that you can hear.

 

[Revoltingest]

You want me to be deaf?
Just awful...offensively awful.

 

[Thief]

You all need slaps on the ears....just to make them ring!

Step it up guys....you're all getting to be sooooooooo shallow!

 

[Revoltingest]

Slapping? That is violent.
I hate violence!

 

[Thief]

Slapping? That is violent.
I hate violence!

And I see you still carry that rake....and a sneer.
Still looking like a Freddy Kruger....wannabe.

 

[Revoltingest]

And I see you still carry that rake....and a sneer.
Still looking like a Freddy Kruger....wannabe.

I'm not violent! I'm just dangerously physically forceful.