Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

What are you trying to do? Drive away all of our best customers?

 

[Wu Wei]

your outrageous views of customer superiority are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Elitists are people too.
How dare you diminish their value!
(And they're tasty.)

 

[Wu Wei]

I am sooooo offended that you interrupted my eating of sweat potatoes for such silliness

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you eat "sweat" potatoes.
Decent folk eat sweet potatoes.

Oh, wait....you're not people at all.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm greatly offended that you eat "sweat" potatoes.
Decent folk eat sweet potatoes.

Oh, wait....you're not people at all.

yes...this from the guy who generally calls them Sweet Tatters....and I'm highly offended that a monosyllabic person, such as yourself, continues to blame my bad grammar and spelling mistakes on me....when it is obviously the fault of spell check on my computer...

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm mad that you claim I use just 1 syl a bull words!

 

[Wu Wei]

well you are mad...that we all know...and I am offended that you appear not to grasp the obvious in this matter

 

[Brickjectivity]

It is a little annoying when posters talk like that, but somehow when you do it is particularly hurtful.

 

[Wu Wei]

I find your delicate sensibilities strangely offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't call my sensibilities 'Delicate'! I hate when you do that. Anyway your methods of deduction are insufficiently delicate to determine it.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup...... stop being so emotional.... being in touch with your emotions is for sissies...quit being so offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

Quitting is offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

being offensive is offensive...quitting being offensive is not offensive...the fact you seem to not be able to get that straight I find offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You're offensively offensive, you offensive offending offender!

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's very repetitive, and if I was interested in repetition I'd just stare at a wall. Instead you have caused offense.

 

[Wu Wei]

if you were not interested in repetition you would not be posting here.... I find disingenuous behavior offensive

 

[Thief]

aren't you a smelly old rug!

 

[Wu Wei]

Boring

 

[Thief]

boring?....me?.....boring?

set to your standard I am the Fourth of July
and you a cracker that fizzled