Wannabe Yogi
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“I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank
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Best Movie Line Ever?
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Wannabe Yogi
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Gentlemen, you cant fight in here! This is the War Room! Dr. Strangelove
Mr Cheese
Well-Known Member
Sanity Clause? There aint no Sanity Clause!
--Groucho Marx (Duck Soup, I think)
Mr Cheese
Well-Known Member
This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.
--Withnail
LOL,i love that Movie,so many great quotes
Full Metal Jacket
Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your *** wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?
Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.
Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.
Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Private Joker: No, sir.
Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your *** wired together, or I will take a giant **** on you.
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.
Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Pogue Colonel: The what?
Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?
Private Joker: Our side, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Private Joker: Yes, sir.
Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.
Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the **** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle ***** up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the **** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle ***** up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
Tropic Thunder
"I have a good brain"
and
"Never go full retard only go half retard".
Love
Dallas
"I have a good brain"
and
"Never go full retard only go half retard".
Love
Dallas
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angellous_evangellous
Guest
A good line in the pilot episode of 24 this season.
Jack says, while visiting CTU New York, "I hate this place."
Jack says, while visiting CTU New York, "I hate this place."
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Get Smart:
Would you believe Chuck Norris with a B.B. gun?
Braveheart:
The Almighty has said he can get me out of this one, but you're ******.
Would you believe Chuck Norris with a B.B. gun?
Braveheart:
The Almighty has said he can get me out of this one, but you're ******.
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angellous_evangellous
Guest
Ireland - it's MY island.
StevieHummingbird
Singing, Dancing, Living
From Gone with the wind...
Rhett Butler:You helpless? Heaven help the Yankees if they catch you.
From The Hangover...
Stu:We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom.
From the Count of Monte Cristo....
Abbe Faria:When I told them I had no idea where Count Spada hid his treasure, I lied.
Edmond:You lied?
Abbe Faria:I'm a priest, not a saint.
Rhett Butler:You helpless? Heaven help the Yankees if they catch you.
From The Hangover...
Stu:We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom.
From the Count of Monte Cristo....
Abbe Faria:When I told them I had no idea where Count Spada hid his treasure, I lied.
Edmond:You lied?
Abbe Faria:I'm a priest, not a saint.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Princess Bride:
Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
Cool Hand Luke:
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
When Harry Met Sally:
"I'll have what she's having."
Dirty Harry:
"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."
Scarface:
"Say hello to my little friend."
A Streetcar Named Desire:
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
Dirty Dancing:
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"
The Wizard of Oz:
"I'll get you, my pretty - and your little dog too!"
A Few Good Men:
"You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall."
Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
Cool Hand Luke:
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
When Harry Met Sally:
"I'll have what she's having."
Dirty Harry:
"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."
Scarface:
"Say hello to my little friend."
A Streetcar Named Desire:
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
Dirty Dancing:
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"
The Wizard of Oz:
"I'll get you, my pretty - and your little dog too!"
A Few Good Men:
"You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall."
"You wanna play rough? OK. Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface
Let's see, pretty much ANYTHING from the movie Airplane.......
"Bad news, the fog's getting thicker."
"And Leon's getting LAARRRRGGGGEEERRRR!"
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"Coffee, Johnny?"
"No thanks!"
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"Joey, you ever seen movies about Gladiators?"
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"Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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"Oh stewardess, I speak jive....."
Too much. Too much to quote from that movie.
Let's see, pretty much ANYTHING from the movie Airplane.......
"Bad news, the fog's getting thicker."
"And Leon's getting LAARRRRGGGGEEERRRR!"
--------
"Coffee, Johnny?"
"No thanks!"
-------
"Joey, you ever seen movies about Gladiators?"
-------
"Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?"
-------
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
-------
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive....."
Too much. Too much to quote from that movie.
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I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking.Too much. Too much to quote from that movie.
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
I picked a hell of a day to quit amphetamines.
I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.
I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking.
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
I picked a hell of a day to quit amphetamines.
I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.
LOL! Yes!! :biglaugh:
"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"OOoooh, I can make a hat....or a brooch....or a pterodactyl!"
"Tell me! What's happened so far?"
"Well first the earth cooled. And then there were dinosaurs. But they all got to big and fat, so they all died and turned to oil. And then the Arabs came, and they all drove Mercedes-Benzes, and Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes..."
"Well first the earth cooled. And then there were dinosaurs. But they all got to big and fat, so they all died and turned to oil. And then the Arabs came, and they all drove Mercedes-Benzes, and Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes..."