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Best Movie Line Ever?

Neo-Logic

Reality Checker
You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But, you feel it. You've felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad

Morpheus from The Matrix
 

Riverwolf

Amateur Rambler / Proud Ergi
Premium Member
For sheer hilarity and stupidity:

"You see? You see?! You're stupid minds! Stupid! STUPID!!" -Plan 9 from Outer Space
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Both of the following are from "Sleep with Me" -

(Sid is played by Quentin Tarantino, so imagine it being said by him)

Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest ******* scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is ******* great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ******* line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the ****, what the **** is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ******* force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ******* land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ******* line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! ****in' A, man!

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Duane: Do you ever think that we have too much time on our hands? With all the advances made in extending the human life span, that perhaps nature's cruelest irony is that we get progressively stupider and stupider with each passing generation. I mean, some day we'll live for 300 years but we won't be able to sit still for 5 seconds... just a thought.
 

Magic Man

Reaper of Conversation
LOL! Yes!! :biglaugh:

"Johnny, what can you make of this?"

"OOoooh, I can make a hat....or a brooch....or a pterodactyl!"

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"I just wanted to say 'Good luck, we're all counting on you'."

"Should we turn on the runway lights now, sir?"
"No...That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

And, of course: "What a pisser."

Real Genius is another one with endless quotes:

"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said...'I drank what?'"

"You are Chris Knight, aren't you?"
"I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear."

"You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... "
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

"Look at this. Kent puts his name on his license plate."
"My mother does the same thing to my underwear."
"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"
 

dust1n

Zindīq
Eh, my friends ruined the movie for me the whole way. So I knew before it even started, that is what friends are good for right?:)

Well, for your sake, the book is match on with movie (pretty damn well), except for the ending, which is different, so you could always read that.
 

dust1n

Zindīq
Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ***. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
 

sonofskeptish

It is what it is
Someone beat me to my favourite, so here's an RF-themed alternative (which I'm pretty sure someone will have entered already too)...

"Truth? You can't handle the truth!"
 

Ozzie

Well-Known Member
My favorite:

This is a 44 Magnum. It is the most powerful handgun in the world. It is able to blow your head clean off. In all of the excitement, I have forgot whether I have fired 5 or 6 shots.......
"I know what your thinking. Did I fire 5 shots or was it six? To tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But seein as this here is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean orf, you gotsta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?..... Well do ya PUNK!"

I like that one too:D
 
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