Biblical contradiction cartoons

[Riders]

This one is a good one, just shows how contradictory the bible is.

 

[Phantasman]

This one is a good one, just shows how contradictory the bible is.

That was great. No one see's it though. Read Marcions Antithesis and it is even more evident that the OT god and the Father Jesus taught of are not the same. The catholic orthodox ideology gave us the Bible. Christ gave us the Gospel. I found the difference after 20 years of church by seeking. Others are followers of those who say they did the seeking for them.

Matthew:
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

The OT has nothing I need to hear. Marcion was right, the catholic priests (Pharisee's) wrong.

 

[Riders]

Thank you

 

[osgart]

I blame the LHC for exposing us to many alternate existences. Jk!

 

[user4578]

1. it depends
2. with evil/good
3. quote to young man out of context, works of faith
4. 'face' and live
5. ultimately no(plural)
6. trouble vs sin
7. no
8. probably hearing vs understanding
9. yes(new vs old)
10. yes(heaven vs heaven of heavens)
11. no(man vs God)
12. no(wearied vs weary)
13. both(without firstborn vs with firstborn)
14. both(totals before David reached Hamath vs after he reached Hamath)
15. 600 shekels, not 50(for the oxen)
16. directly vs indirectly
17. both men in both cases
18. all happening at different times/people in/at the tomb
19. before, Luke is no doubt summarizing
20. can't say, did he mean purple or gorgeous or both?
21. before, Matthew is basically jumping ahead in the narrative
23. of Herod, taxing likely took place later
24. open, Matthew tells what the angel did prior thereto
25. both
26. obviously not

 

[Riders]

1. it depends
2. with evil/good
3. quote to young man out of context, works of faith
4. 'face' and live
5. ultimately no(plural)
6. trouble vs sin
7. no
8. probably hearing vs understanding
9. yes(new vs old)
10. yes(heaven vs heaven of heavens)
11. no(man vs God)
12. no(wearied vs weary)
13. both(without firstborn vs with firstborn)
14. both(totals before David reached Hamath vs after he reached Hamath)
15. 600 shekels, not 50(for the oxen)
16. directly vs indirectly
17. both men in both cases
18. all happening at different times/people in/at the tomb
19. before, Luke is no doubt summarizing
20. can't say, did he mean purple or gorgeous or both?
21. before, Matthew is basically jumping ahead in the narrative
23. of Herod, taxing likely took place later
24. open, Matthew tells what the angel did prior thereto
25. both
26. obviously not

In other words you dont know either.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Riders]

How funny hahaha

 

[Muffled]

This one is a good one, just shows how contradictory the bible is.

I believe that stands as the usual misinterpretation of scripture.

 

[Muffled]

I got a chuckle out of the "even Buddhists" comment. We all know how dangerous they are and Quakers too.

 

[Revoltingest]

I got a chuckle out of the "even Buddhists" comment. We all know how dangerous they are and Quakers too.

I don't know if you're old enuf to remember a strikingly similar
claymation uber-Christian show called "Davey & Goliath".