Don't nobody come to the Chat Room. I'm busy in there doing unspeakable things to myself. It would just be embarrassing if you showed up. Please have the decency to stay out.
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Bug off!!!! Go away!!! Stay out!!!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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That was you behind the stack of tissue boxes?
The Neo Nerd
Well-Known Member
I hope you've cleaned up after yourself.
you know how I hate it when you leave the floors all sticky
you know how I hate it when you leave the floors all sticky
I've thought about coming to Chat sometimes -- even attempted a couple of time, but felt like maybe it was intended for certain people and that I might be butting into someone else's semi-"private place".
Now...well, I think -- maybe that wasn't so far off.
Just remember to clear off the username and password fields before you log on. And be sure to bring a can of disinfectant, of course.
Oh, and by the way, everyone would love to chat with you.
You can't always have me to yourself. Sometimes you have to share.
It doesn't mean I like you less, just because I'm chatting with others.
It does with me, though. When I'm chatting with others, it's cause I like him less than them.
I was just trying to make him feel better. You know how sensitive he is.
edit: That's why I would never bring up the fact that I am the all-time winner, as verified by the MUTRAYG (Make Up The Rules As You Go) Board of Online Competition Posting -- and that this past summer we celebrated the first anniversary of my whooping the snot out of him in the competition. I am concerned about his feeling and his pride.
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Thank goodness you are concerned about his feelings and pride. I too take a practically familial interest in the good lad. That's why I would never tell him that I have recently learned his remarkable girlfriend -- a camel -- was consumed at a recent Bedouin feast.
I can't?!!
How selfish of you. I stand by my words, then. I would not love to chat with you at all.
Sometimes you have to share.
That's called communism.
I'm not falling for this sort of social pressure. Don't expect me to back down just because you decided to spread lies about me.
Lies? What lies? Me? A liar? I'm shocked. Truly shocked you would think so.
By the way is it true you once publicly masturbated to a coca cola billboard girl, or is that just another one of those damn rumors that no one knows how it got started?
You slander-mongering quidnunc. I was in love with her!
I knew something was wrong when my altitude-measuring cummeter read "Warning -- Critical Height Reached!"
Remind me not to hide under the table in Chat with my binoculars again.
The Neo Nerd
Well-Known Member
From the chatroom
"Wow Sunstone, i didn't know you could bend it like that to put it all the way up there"
It's probably best you all stay away until he's left.
"Wow Sunstone, i didn't know you could bend it like that to put it all the way up there"
It's probably best you all stay away until he's left.
YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
Fortunately he is getting older and tires easily.
The Neo Nerd
Well-Known Member
Fortunately he is getting older and tires easily.
I think he does alright for a man of his advanced age.