bumper stickers at your place of worship

[robtex]

I read the bumper stickers at my UU local church today. You can tell alot about whom you celebrate your spirtual journey with by the bumperstickers on the autos in the lot. I started this with my friend Roger (an atheist) back in college when we would dojo hop --which is martial arts slang for training at other schools. We kept a mental journal of bumper stickers at the various schools and tried to draw theories about who would be inside the buildings based on the bumper stickers. Nothing serious but it was alot of fun. Today I was thinking about that and as I went to my UU church I took a mental note of some of the bumper stickers. Here is what I read today.

"born again pagan"
"I was a republican Bush made me a democrat"
"Everything she touches she heals" (in reference to pagan worship)
"All religions have a piece of the truth. Dalai Lama"
"Children should be heard listened to and believed"
"Doing my part to ****-off the religious right"
"Celebrate diversity"

after that lots of peace signs....some liberatarian signs including one that said "vote libratarian"
no republican signs no crosses...

what is on your congregations bumpers?

 

[SoulTYPE]

I actually saw this one at a church carpark.

"Bad girls play up..Evil girls lie down"...

If you can't guess the pun then...oh well..

 

[Feathers in Hair]

This wasn't on any specific car I read, just a sticker I've seen going around that I think is about the closest to how I feel about spirituality: "God(ess) is too great to be summed up in just one religion.'

Mind you, I also rather like "God is coming, and, boy, is She p****ed."

 

[Davidium]

As I go to a UU church, I guess Robtex got most of mine! Hehehehe...

On my window I have taped to the inside one that says "Unitarian Universalism : The Uncommon Denomination"

I am working at having one printed that will say...

"Deism : The Non-Prophet Religion!"

Hehehehehehe

Reason and Respect in all you say and do,

David Pyle
Deist, Unitarian, Universalist, and Libertarian!

 

[robtex]

that was funny David!!! good additions....I like the last one a lot!!

 

[Master Vigil]

The best one I saw, was "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an *******."

I think they used it in that Saved movie.

 

[Davidium]

Ah, but my favorite overall bumpersticker was "Dr. Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"

Reason and Respect,

David

 

[jewscout]

My sister has one of the best: "Gay is the new Straight" :biglaugh:
My gf's dad has a "Boycott France" bumpersticker

At my shul there really isn't a consistant theme w/ the bumper stickers just a lot of "Bush '04" and "Kerry-Edwards" stickers from the election.

 

[FyreBrigidIce]

I do not have a place of worship other than my own home. There are no openly advertised Groves or Places of Worship for Druids (which would be male only if following the ancient ways), or Celts.

However, I have a few favorites that I have seen in the Azure Green catalogs and on vehicles around town.

I will refrain from posting the ones that I beleive may offend other members.

1) Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (This fits me perfectly most of the time)
2) I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
3) Something Wiccan this way comes
4) Keep your rosaries out of my ovaries. (this one was when I had ovaries)
5) Give me that Olde Time Religion
6) Pagans make better lovers (not saying this is true, but I thought it was cute)
7) We put the FUN in DysFUNctional.
8) My Karma ran over my dogma
9) My Goddess gave birth to your God
10) My broom is in the shop
11) Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
12) I beleive in fairies, dragons, unicorns, good men, and other fantasy creatures

I have a favorite sayin but have yet to see it on a bumper sticker.

My horns broke my halo. (granted I do not believe in a devil, but I also do not like to be serious all the time either.)

 

[huajiro]

As I go to a UU church, I guess Robtex got most of mine! Hehehehe...

On my window I have taped to the inside one that says "Unitarian Universalism : The Uncommon Denomination"

I am working at having one printed that will say...

"Deism : The Non-Prophet Religion!"

Hehehehehehe

Reason and Respect in all you say and do,

David Pyle
Deist, Unitarian, Universalist, and Libertarian!

I like that a lot...print a lot of them

 

[FyreBrigidIce]

I thought of a couple more that I like.

1) Be ALERT... the world needs more lerts.
2) Your village called.... their Idiot is missing (This bumper sticker fits me when I have not had any coffee or I post something either here or in my class message boards without thinking first.
3) Of course you can trust the government.... Just ask an Indian.
4) So you're a Feminist.... Isn't that cute. (I am a feminist but not as extreme as may be percieved. I just had a Lesson in Women and Men movements for my Gender and Society class at Kaplan University.)

 

[Davidium]

Several of you were interested in the Deism Bumpersticker that I was coming out with....

The one that says "Deism: The Non-Prophet Religion!"

Well, I now have it ready in case anyone would like one.... here is the link...

http://www.cafepress.com/dynamicdeism.14926006

or, if that one does not work

http://www.cafepress.com/dynamicdeism

Anything I can do to spread Deism! :jiggy:

Reason and Respect,

David Pyle

 

[Bastet]

My neighbour has one that says:

D.O.G. <insert pic of dog here>
Depend On God

She had one before that with 'Jesus Saves', or something like that. I don't know where she goes to church, I've never asked...

 

[Jaymes]

I didn't get it at a place of worship, but I do have a bumper sticker that says "Marriage = <3 + <3" (Only the hearts actually look like hearts) and has a the restroom-looking pictures of two guys, two girls, and a guy and a girl under it.

 

[painted wolf]

well.. these are some of my favorites from around the pow-wow scene.

-you've seen the new world, now go home
-all my hero's killed coyboys
-proud to be -insert tribe here-
-of cource you can trust the government, just ask an indian
-I was an indian before being an indian was cool.
-America love it or give it back
-Custer was Sioux'ed
-Fancy this (picture of a fancy dancer)
-Dance grass don't smoke it (picture of a grass dancer)
-Americas first mobile home (picure of a teepe)
-Walk your talk
-Freedom of religion means ALL religions
-homeland security: fighting terroism since 1492 (picture of several famous leaders, armed)
-BIA: Betraying Indian Assets since 1824

wa:do

 

[Scuba Pete]

Jesus is coming soon!​

(Look Busy)​

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.​

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If we outlawed guns​

I could sleep at night​

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If you love something​

Let it go!​

If it doesn't come back​

Then hunt it down and shoot it!​

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Don't question authority...​

they don't have the answers either!​

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The only "perfect parents"​

have no children!​

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"Four more Wars!"​

 

[Scuba Pete]

On the back of my "Scuba-Mobile"

"Semper madidus!"

"Got Water?"

"You should see me when I'm not Narced!"

Hal Watts "Grotto Guide"

ScubaBoard​

 

[Green Gaia]

We have a lot of cars that have "NO to the amendment!" (the marriage amendment, and some of the other ones mentioned, and some local bumper stickers about growth and conservation (big deal around here right now).