Burial or Cremation or ___?

[Valjean]

Smiles knowingly, Naturalists is how members of Nudist clubs identify themselves

I think you mean "naturist." Naturalists are students of natural history or Nature experts.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I think you mean "naturist." Naturalists are students of natural history or Nature experts.

Yes, a naturist turning up a naturalist meeting could get a little embarrassing.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I think you mean "naturist." Naturalists are students of natural history or Nature experts.

Natural history? What's that?

 

[Rick O'Shez]

This is what I want, but there is probably an old council bye-law against it.

 

[Revoltingest]

You sure? I heard gas is expensive where you live.

It's cheap here compared to most of the world.
Currently about $2.20/gallon.

Gotta admit tho that your approach is a the cheapest where I live.

It's also the most ecologically responsible.
Takes a whole lotta energy to burn & process a corpse.

 

[GoodbyeDave]

I'd accept cremation on a pyre, but the modern gas oven is very wasteful and polluting. What I'd really like is to be fed to predators, Zoroastrian style, but natural burial will be acceptable:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_burial

 

[Smart_Guy]

It's cheap here compared to most of the world.
Currently about $2.20/gallon.

You call that cheap, even in comparison? Here it is $0.91/USGallon for the premium gas. And diesel is even much cheaper than water.

It's also the most ecologically responsible.
Takes a whole lotta energy to burn & process a corpse.

Then premium gas it is.

 

[Revoltingest]

You call that cheap, even in comparison? Here it is $0.91/USGallon for the premium gas. And diesel is even much cheaper than water.

We get a much better deal on water than you do.
It literally falls from the sky here!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

We get a much better deal on water than you do.
It literally falls from the sky here!

Sheer luxury!

 

[RabbiO]

I think you're both great fun.

We're available for bar mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, britot, wakes, shopping center ribbon cuttings - any occasion requiring adorable old guys with jokes older than they are, although finding jokes older than metis is very hard.

 

[Ouroboros]

I'd like to be shot into space. Put me in a pod and send it in the general direction of Andromeda.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'd like to be shot into space. Put me in a pod and send it in the general direction of Andromeda.

That's expensive. How about if we convert your body into hydrazine fuel and spaceship parts?

 

[Ouroboros]

That's expensive. How about if we convert your body into hydrazine fuel and spaceship parts?

Hmm... Nah. I'd prefer to go in a pod. Sure, it's expensive, but that wasn't part of the question.

 

[Valjean]

Natural history? What's that?

the scientific study of animals or plants, especially as concerned with observation rather than experiment, and presented in popular rather than academic form.
Google: Natural History museum.

 

[Neo Deist]

Cremation, but with the addition of this... https://www.thelivingurn.com/

I chose the White Oak and my wife is aware. I love this concept!

 

[metis]

We're available for bar mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, britot, wakes, shopping center ribbon cuttings - any occasion requiring adorable old guys with jokes older than they are, although finding jokes older than metis is very hard.

Not "older"-- "more mature". How many times do I gotta tell ya that!

 

[metis]

This sorta reminds me of a joke:

Question: Would you rather be burned at the stake or have your head chopped off?













Answer: A hot stake is always better that a cold chop.

 

[Smart_Guy]

We get a much better deal on water than you do.
It literally falls from the sky here!

Is it more and a better deal than the amount of the liquid gold we get from down below here (which buys water, by the way)?

 

[Smart_Guy]

the scientific study of animals or plants, especially as concerned with observation rather than experiment, and presented in popular rather than academic form.
Google: Natural History museum.

No claims for gazillion year old stuff? Not that what I call science.

 

[RabbiO]

This sorta reminds me of a joke:

Question: Would you rather be burned at the stake or have your head chopped off?

Answer: A hot stake is always better that a cold chop.

Well, I hope you're happy. We just lost 3 gigs after this joke.