Campy Horror Movie

[Thief]

make it up.....be silly about it

Haggis for Brains

it spread quickly
someone got a plate full of haggis and it went to his head

running amuck he shoves haggis in the face of anyone too close
infecting them
and they too become haggis fiends

@Revoltingest

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

There once was a thief who released a turtle into the wild. That turtle got brought up by Wirey. Now every October, Wirey and his mini-me hit the bars and casinos.

 

[Thief]

Monkey on My Back

what he thought was his trained pet turned on him
enslaved by the constant screeching
he trained monkeys to do the bidding of his new master

@Quagmire

 

[Thief]

the Pink Flamingo

failed hair stylist frightens everyone by making everything pink

soon the population becomes brainwashed
and everyone is in …..the pink

@KAT-KAT

 

[Thief]

sorry.....it was there

 

[Thief]

Beeswax

more each day....society grinds to a halt
bees are waxing honeycomb into every crack and crevice they can find

there's too many of them

and the honey they make zombies the population

@beenherebeforeagain

 

[Thief]

Bear Hugs

rampaging bears stop mauling their victims

they simply squeeze them to death


@Wu Wei

 

[Thief]

Dead Head

damn skull appears out of nowhere making people scream
kitchen cupboards
closet shelves
car trunks
file cabinets

no one is safe
victims are declared insane and institutionalized

@ChristineM

 

[Thief]

Blue Stone

a new virus makes it's appearance
and changes the appearance of everyone infected
they turn blue
and rigor turns them to stone

under the microscope the virus looks like a dragon with wings
and it's blue

@Sunstone

 

[ChristineM]

Dead Head

damn skull appears out of nowhere making people scream
kitchen cupboards
closet shelves
car trunks
file cabinets

no one is safe
victims are declared insane and institutionalized

@ChristineM

The story of my avatar
Your avatar.

 

[ChristineM]

Blue Stone

a new virus makes it's appearance
and changes the appearance of everyone infected
they turn blue
and rigor turns them to stone

under the microscope the virus looks like a dragon with wings
and it's blue

@Sunstone

Little blue men has already been done, haggis eating gnomes that they are

 

[Wu Wei]

Bear Hugs

rampaging bears stop mauling their victims

they simply squeeze them to death


@Wu Wei

 

[Wu Wei]

And as a bonus

 

[dybmh]

Hare! ( The musical )

Starring @Dan From Smithville singing in falsetto. in a tutu.

 

[Thief]

Hare! ( The musical )

Starring @Dan From Smithville singing in falsetto. in a tutu.

omg.....the horror

 

[Thief]

And as a bonus

ah....a bloody poster for the marquee

and a sequel in the making

 

[BSM1]

Runs around trying to get everyone to believe the most outlandish of stories and conspiracy theories until he is drugged and locked away in a secure facility. Too late the world discovers he was right all along...

@PopeADope

 

[dybmh]

omg.....the horror

You're cast opposite him.

 

[Erebus]

Another child dies in Willy Wonka's factory*. This time, the body contaminates the chocolate supply before it can be properly disposed of and gives the oompa loompas a taste for blood. The oompa loompas dismember Wonka, escape the factory and begin their rampage across the city. Only an older, more grizzled Charlie can stop them... with a chainsaw.


Oompa loompa doompety doo
I have a knife and I'll stick it in you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
We'll take your life as you cry for mercy

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you should flee me, you won't get far
You will die in agony too
Like the oompa loompa doompety doo
Doompety doo



*Did you think those kids in the film survived? Nope. Definitely dead. Willy Wonka is a child murderer.

 

[Thief]

the Black Wolf

once a fine specimen of the canine ….
he gets a taste of chocolate from the shirt pocket of his last kill

he becomes a human....by day

he seems normal in appearance
but in the scent of chocolate he goes mad and ravenous

with no control of his lust he destroys everything in his path
to get to the chocolate