What do you have against people who celebrate the natural course of life and death?
What do you have against those who judge your ideas of service to be inferior?
What do you have against people who would be more than happy to relocate if their house burned down?
It's called freedom of choice.
I think this is the worst argument I've ever heard anyone make on any subject ever. It's $40. Fires aren't always neatly compartmentalised only affecting non-payers. It stops people dying, perhaps your loved ones. It's $40. It's the fire service, not a Stalinist death camp.
Jesus wept.
"Help, help! I'm being oppressed by the fire service! I demand the right to choose who stops my family from burning to death, or even the right to allow them to burn to death if I so see fit. ****ing commies with their universal fire service that even helps the undeserving. Society's gone to the dogs, I tell thee!"
Do you also advocate hiring your own private neighborhood militia to defend yourself against the Russians and Chinese?
"People should be able to opt-in to the army, Navy and Air Force. If you don't want to pay, then ISIS can just invade your house and establish a caliphate there. It will be your own fault. Don't tell me I didn't warn you!"