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Checkmate, Creationists!

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
This doesn't disprove creationism. It PROVES it. After all, if dirt evolved into humans, there'd be no dirt. Leftover dirt just proves God is more efficient than evolution would have been.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
This doesn't disprove creationism. It PROVES it. After all, if dirt evolved into humans, there'd be no dirt. Leftover dirt just proves God is more efficient than evolution would have been.

Damny, Sir, damny! But you cut a deep wound with your impeccable logic! Nevertheless, I shall refute you. Just as soon as I can! Just as soon, Sir! Count on it!
 

BSM1

What? Me worry?
If man was created out of dirt, why is there still dirt?

Checkmate, creationists!

Dirt is a magical, mystical, renewable resource evidently found in the ether. If you don't believe me try this: take a couple of grandkids and place them in a clean, sealed room for fifteen minutes. You'll be amazed at the volume of dirt they can produce from thin air.
 

dantech

Well-Known Member
Because every time Wirey farts, he turns one man back into dirt... come on... seriously? That's 101 creationism.
 

Alceste

Vagabond
Dirt is a magical, mystical, renewable resource evidently found in the ether. If you don't believe me try this: take a couple of grandkids and place them in a clean, sealed room for fifteen minutes. You'll be amazed at the volume of dirt they can produce from thin air.

So god makes kids out of dirt and kids make dirt out of squeaky clean surfaces. I call infinite regression for the win.
 
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