Checkmate, Creationists!

[Sunstone]

If man was created out of dirt, why is there still dirt?

Checkmate, creationists!

 

[Sunstone]

No creationists responding? I claim total victory!

 

[Wirey]

Because you guys are messy and made more dirt!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

This doesn't disprove creationism. It PROVES it. After all, if dirt evolved into humans, there'd be no dirt. Leftover dirt just proves God is more efficient than evolution would have been.

 

[Sunstone]

This doesn't disprove creationism. It PROVES it. After all, if dirt evolved into humans, there'd be no dirt. Leftover dirt just proves God is more efficient than evolution would have been.

Damny, Sir, damny! But you cut a deep wound with your impeccable logic! Nevertheless, I shall refute you. Just as soon as I can! Just as soon, Sir! Count on it!

 

[BSM1]

If man was created out of dirt, why is there still dirt?

Checkmate, creationists!

Dirt is a magical, mystical, renewable resource evidently found in the ether. If you don't believe me try this: take a couple of grandkids and place them in a clean, sealed room for fifteen minutes. You'll be amazed at the volume of dirt they can produce from thin air.

 

[dantech]

Because every time Wirey farts, he turns one man back into dirt... come on... seriously? That's 101 creationism.

 

[Sunstone]

Evolution for the win!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If man was created out of dirt, why is there still dirt?

Checkmate, creationists!

You obviously do not understand the difference between microdirt and macrodirt. I suggest you read on up intelligent landscape design.

 

[Alceste]

Dirt is a magical, mystical, renewable resource evidently found in the ether. If you don't believe me try this: take a couple of grandkids and place them in a clean, sealed room for fifteen minutes. You'll be amazed at the volume of dirt they can produce from thin air.

So god makes kids out of dirt and kids make dirt out of squeaky clean surfaces. I call infinite regression for the win.

 

[4consideration]

If man was created out of dirt, why is there still dirt?

As a reminder to men.

"Don't act up too much. There more where you came from, buddy."

(That's almost a direct quote.)