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Cheesy puffs

cardero

Citizen Mod
If you are talking about cheese doodles, I do. I am quite satisfied with the Jax (Bachman) version. I don't really care for the crunchy or the cheese puffs that come in shapes or bigger sizes. Pirate Booty is the best.
 
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Cheesy Poofs are a real thing? :eek: :eek::eek:

Cartman-CheesyPoofs.jpg


YouTube - eric cartman cheesy poofs song
 

DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
Do you eat cheesy puffs? Why or why not? (Yes, this is debate.)

Rarely..

And why I dont? I dont buy them..Why I do eat them? Because I predicted I would want them(at some point) and I did buy them... and I like to lick the globs of fake cheese and salt off my fingers ..and then dig and suck the cheese out from under my finger nails and suck on that.And then laugh the next day that my fingers are still orange..

Love

Dallas
 
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England my lionheart

Rockerjahili Rebel
Premium Member
In the UK we have Wotsits which are Cheese Puffs,on the plus side they taste great,on the negative side they make your mouth feel claggy but this tuens out to be positive as it means i need a beer to clear the claggyness;)
 

Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
Cheesy puffs are of the Debil! They are food evil incarnate!
You are a wise man...
That nasty salty powder that tastes of disodium phosphate and ferrous sulfate, the taste of porcine enzymes and those mysterious "unique flavors" that make the experience of eating one similar to acknowledging the non-existence of Santa or the Easter bunny. They taste like the end of childhood, like innocence humiliated and subdued under the tyranny of an anthropomorphic smooth talking cheetah.

No matter how much you wash your hands, the color of misery remains:
cheetoFingers.jpg
 

Evee

Member
I used to, but then I was diagnosed Celiac. No more cheesy puffs for me.
But I, too, have the stain of orange misery still on my fingers...
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I eat food. Cheesy puffs aren't food. They're mouth toys. Eating them is oral masterbation.

Hmmm... that doesn't sound quite right :sarcastic
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
EWWWWWW!! Oral masturbation!! Oh no!! That's really really gross sounding. X_X

Hows about calls it tonguesterbation....?? Or a tastebud orgasm. :D
 

enchanted_one1975

Resident Lycanthrope
Rarely. I love them but they are sooo fattening and it's hard to stop eating them until the bag is empty. It's like the guy that said "There's always room for jello" found something for those of us that hate jello. There's always room for cheese puffs.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
If I were straded on a desert island, with nothing but coconuts and woodrats to eat, and a crate of cheesy puffs washed up on shore, I would use them to catch the woodrats. And maybe to waterproof my clothes.
 

linwood

Well-Known Member
If I were straded on a desert island, with nothing but coconuts and woodrats to eat, and a crate of cheesy puffs washed up on shore, I would use them to catch the woodrats. And maybe to waterproof my clothes.

Ditto.

There`s always a big bag of them here but I can`t seem to eat one.
 

Guitar's Cry

Disciple of Pan
I used to love them, but haven't had them since I was a kid. I've moved far away from snack foods like that.

Just to emphasize the debate part: they aren't really food. Mostly air, salt, and carcinogens. Then, isn't that the American diet. :areyoucra

:D
 
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