Children's Letters to God

[Lightkeeper]

[font=arial,helvetica] A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
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Dear God:

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You
made on Tuesday. That was cool.

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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't
You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had
their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

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Dear God:

I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are
only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

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Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on
vacation?
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Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God:

Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
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Dear God:

Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
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Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that
OK?
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Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if
You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because
what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can
look it up.
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Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much
hair all over.
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Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God:
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the
best.
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Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they?
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Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

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Dear God:[/font]​

[font=arial,helvetica] We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You
did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.

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[Ceridwen018]

Aaaawwww! Lightkeeper those are precious!

 

[Runt]

Hehe, these are cute... but I don't think kids really wrote them (rather someone wrote jokes by employing a child's voice to better make humorous religious commentary, methinks... one group of kids couldn't ALL write such funny letters...)