Clickbait Joke Threads

[Debater Slayer]

What's wrong with them? And why do those @Godobeyer and @Debater Slayer guys keep making them?

(Hopefully you didn't expect this one to be a clickbait. Sorry to disappoint. )

 

[Debater Slayer]

(Just realized that this thread could be taken as a parody of certain other threads, which I don't intend it as. Thought I'd clarify that. )

 

[Laika]

Let the clickbait on clickbait action begin!

 

[Debater Slayer]

Let the clickbait on clickbait action begin!

Meta clickbait?

 

[Laika]

Meta clickbait?

...into an infinite regression of clickbait...

 

[Scuba Pete]

In my best impression of Frito from Idiocrisy: "He's clickbatin!"

 

[Brickjectivity]

 

[Jedster]

No idea what clikbate is, but here's a joke I jusst laghed at



Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project -- an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger being cast for the top roles.

Spielberg really hoped to have the box office "oomph" of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select the composers they would portray, as long as they among the most famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach."

 

[Brickjectivity]

No idea what clikbate is, but here's a joke I jusst laghed at



Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project -- an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger being cast for the top roles.

Spielberg really hoped to have the box office "oomph" of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select the composers they would portray, as long as they among the most famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach."