Cookies or Your Soul

[columbus]

One that is lost, the attachment to cookies became an obsession, so strong it was carried into the afterlife.

Oh.
You mean @Shadow Wolf .
Why didn't you just say that?
Tom

 

[Vinayaka]

And the pursuit of milk brought much darkness, for alas, the afterlife had none.

"No milk for you!" yelled God, imitating the soup Nazi.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"No milk for you!" yelled God, imitating the soup Nazi.

It was at that moment I asked what sins I was being punished for, and God pointed to a forum link.

 

[columbus]

2 heads of broccoli, chopped finely, one pepper chopped finely. Stir in grated cheese, 1/4 cup. Add besan flour, 1/2 cup, and then add water and stir until 'batter is as thick as pancake batter. Spoon cookie sizes onto baking tray. Bake until cooked, and crispy. Viola ...

I meant black pepper.
But hey. That sounds really good!
Tom

 

[sun rise]

Does it matter? THEY'RE COOKIES!!

Of course it matters. Are the the One TRUE cookies or the demonic cookies that lead to sloth and gluttony?

 

[Nakosis]

No...you don’t get to think about it...choose NAO!!

So I get to choose NAO?

Or cookies or soul?

I never accept cookies on a web site, Jazz maybe but not Soul,
Uh, OMG I failed didn't I? I done thought about it.

 

[Left Coast]

Peanut butter cookies ALL DAY.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Peanut butter cookies ALL DAY.

Peanut Butter Oatmeal Cookies!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Get my soul back, or have a cookie?

Of course it matters. Are the the One TRUE cookies or the demonic cookies that lead to sloth and gluttony?

I think you are confused. Cookies that come in a box or bag or wrapper are demonic and will never be anything good enough to live up to the reputation of cookies.
Now, when it was made by a human being sans industrial equipment, using fine ingredients and using a recipe that has some flavor to it, those are good, true cookies that induce sloth, gluttony, and vanishing milk.

 

[Sunstone]

Wait... We RFers have souls? Why have I not been informed of this?

 

[Left Coast]

Peanut Butter Oatmeal Cookies!

Ooo, okay interesting. Send me a recipe

 

[Onoma]

I don't know about a soul, but I'd cut a toe off for some oatmeal lace cookies

( Not one of my toes )

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm unwilling to joke about trading my soul for cookies, but I would like some cookies. I guess I am still worried there could be a soul jangling around inside, somewhere; and maybe you're lying about the cookies, too.

 

[stvdv]

Soul. I'm watching my diet.

Then, you've got your priorities wrong

Be a watchman, be a witness

Not of your diet, though

 

[stvdv]

Then, you've got your priorities wrong

Be a watchman, be a witness

Not of your diet, though

This is also a BIG reminder to myself
[@dybmh ]

 

[exchemist]

No...you don’t get to think about it...choose NAO!!

That's easy. I dislike cookies.

 

[SalixIncendium]

That's easy. I dislike cookies.

What about biscuits?

 

[exchemist]

What about biscuits?

Same. I will occasionally eat a biscuit with oatmeal in it if offered one, e.g. digestives, but in general I avoid them.

Now, recently, as I think I mentioned elsewhere, I have learnt how to make a Victoria sandwich sponge cake. A slice of that, with a cup of tea at 5pm, is very nice - but I don't want to make it a habit, in view of the appalling amounts of butter and sugar that go into it .

 

[ChristineM]

I feel sure i am reincarnated from the cookie monster